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The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 32 and 30 a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desireable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60 a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70 a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70 she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages ... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge vist there.

The Geography of a Man

Between 1 and 78 a man is like Iran, ruled by NUTs.
 
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! How many is a brazilian?"
 
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