Pullmyfinger
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Ordered a Sandy at a bar last night.
Watered down Manhattan :whip:
Watered down Manhattan :whip:
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Sophia Sinclair
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Papa, I notice we can't see your thumbs in your avatar.
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the elbow
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Sophia Sinclair
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I'm thinking the base to the tip, just like your other protuberance. :good:
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Boing
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband
the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and
he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he
will be ten times richer than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine.'
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild
heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.
Male readers :
Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband
the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and
he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he
will be ten times richer than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine.'
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild
heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.
Male readers :
Please scroll down.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
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HOF
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I liked this movie!
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Wanker
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Dramatic RAWD!
Priceless :biggrin2:
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Boing
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CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters
Square .
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks
into a room, everyone calls him
'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a
room people call him
'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone bows their head and says
'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he
walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four
men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
I have a daughter,
SLIM & TALL
40 D Breasts
24" WAIST and
34" HIPS
When she walks into a room, people say:
"Oh MY God"
Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters
Square .
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks
into a room, everyone calls him
'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a
room people call him
'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone bows their head and says
'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he
walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four
men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
I have a daughter,
SLIM & TALL
40 D Breasts
24" WAIST and
34" HIPS
When she walks into a room, people say:
"Oh MY God"
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