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I went to the doctor's office today and found out my new doctor is a young sexy woman!


I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."

I paused for a moment and said, "My wife thinks my dick tastes funny"
 
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.



"You all have obsessions," he observed.



To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
 
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