Let's all go to the lobby

[Cardinal Fang]

I had a memory...but I lost it.

They easy to find on ebay. I bought mine just last..........

What were we talking about?

 

[papasmerf]

They easy to find on ebay. I bought mine just last..........

What were we talking about?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

That's me in the lower left corner. That by the way is also my reaction when I cum within the first 10 seconds of any encounter. :SayWhat?:

 

[Art Mann]

. . .That by the way is also my reaction when I cum within the first 10 seconds of any encounter. :SayWhat?:

You could at least take your sweater off first.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

LOBBY

LOBBY

My latest hotel lobby escapade:
I was hanging around waiting for my duo partner to be disentangled from a playmate who must have obviously extended his encounter.
Three people (one guy two girls) sat down on the couches behind me and started gossiping about their fourth co-worker who is "a shameless tramp" and listing all the people she has had sex with from their workplace who are present at the workshop they were in town for. She then came down from her room and they were practically falling over each other trying to pay her compliments.
I dashed to the elevators at this point. I had been receiving texts from my date, a board member, whom I was nervous as heck to meet and didn't want to be bumping into in the lobby dressed in a sweater and jeans. :don'twantto-see:/

 

[peace]

:no:
ps. Gotta admit its a funny picture.

 

[peace]

LOL....I admit..I had a similar facial reaction!!!!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

You could at least take your sweater off first.

Wouldn't have made a difference Art.

My latest hotel lobby escapade:
I was hanging around waiting for my duo partner to be disentangled from a playmate who must have obviously extended his encounter.
Three people (one guy two girls) sat down on the couches behind me and started gossiping about their fourth co-worker who is "a shameless tramp" and listing all the people she has had sex with from their workplace who are present at the workshop they were in town for. She then came down from her room and they were practically falling over each other trying to pay her compliments. :don'twantto-see:/

Oh man that's oddly funny.

I was at a conference once sitting in the lobby answering emails on a break when this woman sat across from me. She was texting someone and becoming irate at the same time. It got to the point I couldn't not acknowledge her and looked up and smiled at her. Her words to me:

"I need to seriously consider breaking up with my boyfriend and just stick to my dildo"

I smiled and said "well at least a dildo doesn't make you sleep on the wet spot." She looked at me and then burst out laughing. What progressed was a strange conversation where she basically unloaded about her boyfriend and the issues she had with him.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Awesome story Fang.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

People will tell a total stranger almost anything.

When I was on a plane heading back from Arizona 5 years ago a woman sat beside me and seemed very nervous. I could tell she wasn't a good flyer so I attempted to keep her mind occupied by talking to her. She welcomed it and after small chit chat she proceeded to tell me in excruciating detail the reasons she is divorcing her husband of 2 years including WHY he was such a bad lover. :SayWhat?:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

You're a magnet for confessions.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Amy I'm a cleric for god's sake. What did you expect?:good:

 

[oldguyzer]

Amy I'm a cleric for god's sake. What did you expect?:good:

So, like, you speak to dead people? :biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Well....I talk to them but they don't really answer. On account of them being dead.

Didn't anyone explain his to you?

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Well....I talk to them but they don't really answer. On account of them being dead.

Didn't anyone explain his to you?

So I should cancel that PM I was about to send asking you to talk to my dead hamster?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

One of the apartment buildings I lived at years ago went on a security camera binge after a slew of false fire alarms. They installed one in each elevator and put a TV in the lobby with the feed to all the cams. It was remarkable how every single person spent the entire ride looking at themselves in the mirrors. And ofcourse everyone in the lobby got to watch the antics of all the people delaying the elevators while waiting. After a couple weeks of what I would imagine everybody complaining, they moved the TV to the office.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

So I should cancel that PM I was about to send asking you to talk to my dead hamster?

Yes please. Hamsters are the worst at carrying on conversations. They just talk in circles.

One of the apartment buildings I lived at years ago went on a security camera binge after a slew of false fire alarms. They installed one in each elevator and put a TV in the lobby with the feed to all the cams. It was remarkable how every single person spent the entire ride looking at themselves in the mirrors. And ofcourse everyone in the lobby got to watch the antics of all the people delaying the elevators while waiting. After a couple weeks of what I would imagine everybody complaining, they moved the TV to the office.

For the longest time I've often wondered when I went into a change room at a store whether or not there was a person on the other side of the mirror.

 

[Wanker]

I was at the Chelsea lobby a couple of days ago to meet an old friend. I noticed a few nervous men checking their cell phones for calls. Saw a few jump up with joy once they got it and headed straight to the elevator with a bulge in their pants.

:biggrin2:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

That's funny Wanker!

Fang, I always pretend someone is watching me in the change rooms.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

My greatest fear would be hearing someone on a speaker asking me to stop taking my clothes off.:biggrin2: