Lets play a game

[Shiek]

[h=5]Called freak the cashier out at Walmart ... Only 3 items you can choose to buy excluding condoms and lube.. What 3 items would you pick?[/h]
I'll start out, ammo, shovel, garbage bag

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Car battery, Sponge and leads

 

[Skipper]

Sucrose, saltpeter and aluminum foil.

 

[Admiral]

Pantyhose, vibrator then ask her for a date.

 

[HOF]

Bra, Panties & Cucumber!

 

[papasmerf]

50 pounds of lime, tarp and crossbow

 

[peace]

does walmart sell them? Hmmmmmm

 

[Guido]

K-Y Jelly, cucumbers, an enema kit

 

[Transient]

A large gold cross necklace, speedo, and perm solution.
But, you have to be wearing only the speedos and necklace at checkout.

 

[Boing]

does walmart sell them? Hmmmmmm

Walmart sells everything. Soon they will have bowling alleys and bars.

 

[Admiral]

Cement, Axe and mask.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

Duct tape - a Liberace cd - and glitter paint

 

[HOF]

Walmart sells everything. Soon they will have bowling alleys and bars.

When will they start selling service providers?

 

[HOF]

Milk of magnesia, plunger and safety goggles.

 

[Shiek]

Wire hanger, pregnancy test, towels

 

[papasmerf]

Wire hanger, pregnancy test, towels

I still have nightmare of coat hangers from before I was born

 

[Transient]

Bags of ice, copy of Gray's Anatomy, X-acto knife.

 

[papasmerf]

Viagra, funnel and a weed wacker

 

[papasmerf]

Bacon, deep fryer and PETA's address

 

[Transient]

Clown make-up, Juggling for the Complete Klutz, copy of Defending a Monster.