Ha ha not bad Hoffy. I'm surprised, given your modest mental faculties, that you were able to make the connection between Tom Brady and my screen name. Although I wish I could say I'm actually him, sadly I'm just a fan. I do have the jersey you pictured, though not the sleepwear or poster. Maybe for Christmas? His hair was an issue and Bieber-like, thankfully he cut it. I'm also impressed you took the time away from admiring yourself and your 'better than average' flaccid penis in the mirror and looked at my posting history. Although how you could stop laughing at your own microscopic Johnson, I don't know. Maybe you just don't have a sense of humor? Not sure where the food stamps came from, although I guess the implication is that she's a hooker and you paid her in food stamps instead of cash. Probably good, and you should do that more often with the other SPs that you subject to your delusional Humpty Dumpty-like presence. Not eating for a while could only be a good thing for you man. The best way to guarantee yourself a BBBJ is to lose enough weight so the SP can actually see the dick they're sucking. I did enjoy the bradybunch reference though. Even a retarded squirrel can find a nut once in a while I guess
I do find amusing the fact that you imply that I'm a man-pleaser, when the fact that you enjoy paying for the privilege of being cornholed is a well-known, and often lamented fact of lore around here. You spent most of the time ripping into this 'vikkiblue' freakazoid, when the fact remains that while she may be out to lunch, have an Adam's apple, and eat shitty macaroni and spam, the only way she would ever fuck you, is because you paid her to. She cant help the fact that she might be a psychotic, cracked out tranny with a terrible palate, but you can certainly help the fact that you paid to bang (and possibly be banged) by her and then stalked her nutty ass. People who live in short, fat, impotent, glass houses shouldn't throw short, fat, impotent stones
..........................now pass some of that beer!!
