Let's talk about blowjobs

[Analme]

That's not a BJ but a hand job to me, just saying...
She is not even taking it in....:grrrrrr:

Stop over analysing it. She is at the end of the blowjob which is the last thing we remember. The final burst of creamy white stuff. Look how she plays it like an artist caressing her canvas before the brush takes it's first stroke.

 

[blackram]

I've been thinking about Bliss's question of what was the best bj I ever gave, and I just don't know.

What makes a great one?

So this thread is only about fellatio, where the guy gets it? What about cunnilingus, where the girl gets it? What's the best you ever got? Or received for that matter? :wink:

 

[SillyGirl]

So this thread is only about fellatio, where the guy gets it?

Yes, that's why I called it "Let's talk about blowjobs"! :yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

so do tell, BR...what makes a great one?

 

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Posted by Hof in another thread. Sillygirl I think it should be moved into this thread for you.

Please note how she's smooth stroking, not grabbing it like a vice and jackhammering. Smooth long gentle strokes, PERFECTION.

That is what is called a Cheating BJ....
She have kept it in and swallowed....

 

[Linda]

omg, I can feel my cheeks blushing. You ladies are bad, really bad!

Sillygirl, how was your date with hotdude?

 

[SillyGirl]

omg, I can feel my cheeks blushing. You ladies are bad, really bad!

Sillygirl, how was your date with hotdude?

Actually, we're good...really good!

Hotdude blew me off, which is why I'm still obsessing about blowjobs today. :sad:

 

[Linda]

Actually, we're good...really good!

Hotdude blew me off, which is why I'm still obsessing about blowjobs today. :sad:

OH, I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm sure it is his loss and based on how naughty you are behaving I think I'm correct in my thought.lol

 

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OH, I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm sure it is his loss and based on how naughty you are behaving I think I'm correct in my thought.lol

Do you like Lace or Silk.....
Flowers or Gift Cards.....Damn I forgot you are a civvie....like us....Sorry...
Was going to ask you What the Donation was....:spiteful:

SG you still have not wrote your super BJ Story...The guys can not
keep their Hard Ons forever...Not like us women:yahoo:

 

[blackram]

This one is hilarious. :biggrin:

 

[blackram]

That is what is called a Cheating BJ....
She have kept it in and swallowed....

That's a good way to put it. Gotta write that down. :writing:

 

[blackram]

Yes, that's why I called it "Let's talk about blowjobs"! :yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

so do tell, BR...what makes a great one?

That doesn't sound fair, we guys put in a lot of effort into giving great xxx-jobs to women too, and they don't even give our jobs a name. What gives? DATY doesn't have "job" in the name, so what shall we call them? We demand a job name!

As for us guys getting blowjobs, what's a good one? I can't speak for others, but for me the the requirements are:

1. Teeth safely retracted out of the way.
2. Plenty of saliva, preferably the type of saliva you get when your hungry for something, rather than just plain old spit.
3. Lots of suction, like you're drinking from a straw or sucking a lollypop.
4. Slow buildup, no need for exaggerated head movements. Just keep your head rested, bobbing up and down is just going to tire you out.
5. Occasional breaks to lick around the corners of the balls, but not directly on the balls themselves. Or just come up work on our nipples, shoulders, or face.
6. And when we're ready to cum, just swallow it right down your throat, using the suction action from point #3. That way you don't really have to taste the cum, and it keeps the bedsheets clean. I know some guys like to see the cum churn around in your mouths for a bit to confirm that you have the cum in your mouth, but I don't think that's necessary, I know when I've cum, and there is only one place for it to go when under suction, I don't have to see it.

 

[Guido]

That doesn't sound fair, we guys put in a lot of effort into giving great xxx-jobs to women too, and they don't even give our jobs a name. What gives? DATY doesn't have "job" in the name, so what shall we call them? We demand a job name!

As for us guys getting blowjobs, what's a good one? I can't speak for others, but for me the the requirements are:

1. Teeth safely retracted out of the way.
2. Plenty of saliva, preferably the type of saliva you get when your hungry for something, rather than just plain old spit.
3. Lots of suction, like you're drinking from a straw or sucking a lollypop.
4. Slow buildup, no need for exaggerated head movements. Just keep your head rested, bobbing up and down is just going to tire you out.
5. Occasional breaks to lick around the corners of the balls, but not directly on the balls themselves. Or just come up work on our nipples, shoulders, or face.
6. And when we're ready to cum, just swallow it right down your throat, using the suction action from point #3. That way you don't really have to taste the cum, and it keeps the bedsheets clean. I know some guys like to see the cum churn around in your mouths for a bit to confirm that you have the cum in your mouth, but I don't think that's necessary, I know when I've cum, and there is only one place for it to go when under suction, I don't have to see it.

:great:

Proud of me peace!

 

[HOF]

I better not get started...I'll be talking till Tuesday :tongue:

Amy, I am willing to help you stop talking!

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[escortphotoshoots]

I enjoy receiving blowjobs very very much, but I also have incredible control on my ability to orgasm (to fully enjoy the sensation of the experience without worrying about climaxing).

This actually makes me wonder, how many SPs would not mind giving blowjobs for an hour (or more) straight? With my level of control, I imagine I would be an SPs nightmare lol (or perhaps there are more guys like me?).

 

[HOF]

The first was while I was in high school. Our band would travel to other schools for 3 days, stay at their homes, practice and put on a performance. Their band would then do the same at our school. I had just started going out with one of the clarinetists (foreshadowing) so the six hour bus ride was spent smooching and sneaky petting. We procured the coveted last seat in the back and my girl had tossed a blanket over us and she put her head in my lap.

Being naive and innocent I thought she was taking a nap, but she had other ideas (much better ones). She deftly unzipped and released me all while maintaining our stealth. That first feeling of her warm wet lips was a shock of pleasure I still can recall. It was a feeling of such intense delight I wanted it to continue and was able to maintain my composure. Being a gentleman, when the time was approaching I warned her that she should have either a tissue or prepare to swallow.

SHE STOPPED! I checked into my host's home with the most severe case of blue balls I ever, to this day, had. I just lay down in the fetal position and waited for the inflammation to reside from my nether regions. While not to completion, and didn't end the way I wished, it was the first and have been hooked ever since.

 

[SillyGirl]

I enjoy receiving blowjobs very very much, but I also have incredible control on my ability to orgasm (to fully enjoy the sensation of the experience without worrying about climaxing).

This actually makes me wonder, how many SPs would not mind giving blowjobs for an hour (or more) straight? With my level of control, I imagine I would be an SPs nightmare lol (or perhaps there are more guys like me?).

I love to see how many times I can get a guy right to the edge without sending him over.

Longest so far was 53 minutes, and my jaw hurt for days.

 

[a 1 player]

I can eat out for at least that long.

 

[SillyGirl]

That doesn't sound fair, we guys put in a lot of effort into giving great xxx-jobs to women too, and they don't even give our jobs a name. What gives? DATY doesn't have "job" in the name, so what shall we call them? We demand a job name!

Yes, everyone knows that demanding something is the best way to get it from a woman. :tongue:

I can't speak for others, but for me the the requirements are

Different guys like different things, that's why I was curious.

I don't understand the attitude Tboy spoke of earlier in the thread, that some women get offended if a guy wants her to do something differently. It's not a personal thing against her, it's just that different guys like different techniques.

 

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The Best BJ

Lots of Teeth
Bite
Squash the Balls really hard
When He Screams....You are doing a Wonderful Job......:spiteful:

 

[a 1 player]

The Best BJ

Lots of Teeth
Bite
Squash the Balls really hard
When He Screams....You are doing a Wonderful Job......:spiteful:

Come on now, play nice. Not all men are bad people.