Let's talk about blowjobs

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I spent a years giving him a BJ whenever he wanted....
It would take about an hour.........
Play nice....who is getting the pleasure here....:rofl1:

Nice is taking it in like it is the Best Thing you are going to
Eat.......Deep and Swallow.....

 

[a 1 player]

I spent a years giving him a BJ whenever he wanted....
It would take about an hour.........
Play nice....who is getting the pleasure here....:rofl1:

Nice is taking it in like it is the Best Thing you are going to
Eat.......Deep and Swallow.....

All I'm saying is not to judge all men by the acts of a few. It would be no different than a man bashing all women because he was hurt by one. All people should be treated with dignity and respect, based on their own merits unless proven differently.

 

[SillyGirl]

Hotdude just texted me and wanted to come over. :roll:

 

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All I'm saying is not to judge all men by the acts of a few. It would be no different than a man bashing all women because he was hurt by one. All people should be treated with dignity and respect, based on their own merits unless proven differently.

Cupcake, I am joking.....that is all......:rofl!:
I know what you are saying....No worries.....But I do enjoy making you
men wonder if a woman would do that....ALL A JOKE....I do not hate Men....My Son Is ONE...

So here is a :girlkiss: for you guys I made cry....

 

[-b]

Hotdude just texted me and wanted to come over. :roll:

Go for it Sweet, have some fun......:clapping:

 

[SillyGirl]

Go for it Sweet, have some fun......:clapping:

um, no I don't think so tonight. Not a good idea to let him think he'll get waved in whenever he wants, especially after he blew me off the other night and I shaved my legs all the way to the top for nothing. :no:

 

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um, no I don't think so tonight. Not a good idea to let him think he'll get waved in whenever he wants, especially after he blew me off the other night and I shaved my legs all the way to the top for nothing. :no:

It is all for fun.....Just F**K him and release some pressure......Not strings.....etc...:smiling:

 

[a 1 player]

um, no I don't think so tonight. Not a good idea to let him think he'll get waved in whenever he wants, especially after he blew me off the other night and I shaved my legs all the way to the top for nothing. :no:

Yeah, your hand is probably better anyhow.:spiteful:

 

[SillyGirl]

Yeah, your hand is probably better anyhow.:spiteful:

My hand doesn't help with the skin hunger.

It is all for fun.....Just F**K him and release some pressure......Not strings.....etc..

It will be all for fun, I'm not about strings. But I'm also not about being a cumbucket available at his convenience.

 

[-b]

It will be all for fun, I'm not about strings. But I'm also not about being a cumbucket available at his convenience.

Well play a Board Game....Monopoly or Twister....:biggrin:

 

[a 1 player]

It will be all for fun, I'm not about strings. But I'm also not about being a cumbucket available at his convenience.

I can totally respect this.

 

[SillyGirl]

Well play a Board Game....Monopoly or Twister....:biggrin:

oh my, he's too hot for me to be around without getting naked.

Another night, I can wait.

 

[SillyGirl]

I can totally respect this.

Thank you, sweetie.

 

[a 1 player]

Thank you, sweetie.

You're welcome. Neither man nor woman deserves to be treated as a piece of meat. We are worth so much more than that.

 

[HOF]

BLOWJOB JOKE


​

PATRON: SITS AT THE BAR AND ASKS FOR 3 JACK DANIELS STRAIGHT.

BARKEEP: NO PROBLEM, HERE YOU GO.

PATRON: ASKS FOR 3 MORE OF THE SAME.

BARKEEP: WHOA, SLOW DOWN BUDDY WHAT'S THE HURRY.

PATRON: I'M CELEBRATING, I JUST HAD MY FIRST BLOWJOB.

BARKEEP: WELL ALRIGHT, HERE YOU GO! HOW WAS IT?

PATRON: PRETTY GOOD, BUT I CAN'T GET THE TASTE OUTTA MY MOUTH!

 

[HOF]

Hey Sillygirl,

My heart bleeds for you and all,

but

some of us have real problems​

 

[Swede]

BLOWJOB JOKE


​

PATRON: SITS AT THE BAR AND ASKS FOR 3 JACK DANIELS STRAIGHT.

BARKEEP: NO PROBLEM, HERE YOU GO.

PATRON: ASKS FOR 3 MORE OF THE SAME.

BARKEEP: WHOA, SLOW DOWN BUDDY WHAT'S THE HURRY.

PATRON: I'M CELEBRATING, I JUST HAD MY FIRST BLOWJOB.

BARKEEP: WELL ALRIGHT, HERE YOU GO! HOW WAS IT?

PATRON: PRETTY GOOD, BUT I CAN'T GET THE TASTE OUTTA MY MOUTH!

LMAO!!!!:clapping:

BTW. If you want a BJ experience for the ages, get Ifyouseekamy on her knees in front of you.

 

[a 1 player]

LMAO!!!!:clapping:

BTW. If you want a BJ experience for the ages, get Ifyouseekamy on her knees in front of you.

Been there, done that. Agreed!

 

[SillyGirl]

Hey Sillygirl,

My heart bleeds for you and all,

but

some of us have real problems​

Oh yea, you have real problems for sure! :rofl!:

Thanks for the laugh, asshole. :biggrin:

 

[SillyGirl]

You're welcome. Neither man nor woman deserves to be treated as a piece of meat. We are worth so much more than that.

You're a good man, Sooty. Too bad more don't think like that.