Amazing discovery - there is such a thing as a bad blow job!
Amazing discovery - there is such a thing as a bad blow job!
I haven't been here in a while. It seems like I'm always saying that... I just pop in every now and then to ask for advice or share something of value.
Not sure this falls into the 'something of value' category, but for some reason I thought of this board after last night's experience.... the worst blow job I've ever had.
Not that the background really matters, but I met this woman a week or two ago at a charity type event. We had a few drinks together and talked for a bit and exchanged numbers. I ran into her again a few days ago and we realized we were both going to a mutual friend's bbq, so we decided to go together. Afterwards, I give her a ride home, she invites me in and away we go.
She's pretty close to my age (mid 40s), which is about 20 years too old in my selfish mind, and kind of average looking but its been a while and beggars can't be choosers, so I'm game. We start fooling around on the couch, she suggests we move to the bed. I end up lying on my back and she slides her way down for a bj. So far so good. She even gets right down between my legs and starts licking the underside of my balls. My cock is getting pretty hard and is now standing at full attention pointing straight up at me while she goes to town on my balls. And then it all goes terribly wrong.
She reaches up and grabs my shaft and yanks it down to her mouth, which is down between my thighs. I don't know about the rest of you, but when my dick is hard, it just doesn't bend that way. So this forces me to sit up. Well, she doesn't want me to sit up, so she puts a hand on my chest and pushes me back down. She's really slobbering up a storm and enjoying herself, so I try to accomodate by just tilting my hips forward a bit. This and the fact that I lost a bit of my excitement and my dick has become a bit more flexible seems to have helped the situation.... until the scraping starts.
She starts pushig my cock into her mouth and then lowering her chin, forcing my cock against the roof of her mouth and then pulling out while lowering her chin further, thus scraping the top of my cock with her teeth. Now, I have a what you might call a mushroom head. So, when her teeth reach the ridge of the head, her teeth actually kind of hook on to the head for a second until there is enough force to be pulled over the ridge. The pain causes me to sit up again, this time with a bit of a squeal, to which she respond by pushing me back down and saying something like "oh no you don't, you're not getting off that easy, just lay back and enjoy" or maybe it was "lay back and suffer".
She really seemed to be enjoying herself, so I tried to last a little longer. I tried telling her I really wanted to fuck her. I tried to get her to move to other positions. Eventually, I just had to tell her I was getting really sore and needed to stop. That kind of put a damper on things.
I woke up this morning with a very raw and sore dick.
So, there you go. In case you were wondering, the bad blow job really does exist.
