Let's try. "Give bad advice"

[papasmerf]

only near schools is ok

Is eating gold fish ok if they are not yours?

 

[dreamblade]

Yes, but only on Easter.

Is self-dentistry a good idea?

 

[papasmerf]

yes but you need a big mirror

should there be parts left over when you replace a knee??

 

[-b]

Just get the leg taken off....

I want to get laid by a woman on here, what should I do.....

 

[Ang]

Don't you dare call my wife :spiteful:
I really need to get a new car what should I buy?

 

[-b]

Just steal one from a dealer....

I want to go on a vacation.....where should I go....

 

[peace]

You should definitely go to Siberia.

SHould I buy a laptop from APple?

 

[Ang]

No they suck get one from the pound

I need a drink, what should I have?

 

[peace]

you should try a combo of a regular martini and Xanax.
I need a haircut. Know of any good barber around?

 

[Ang]

Yes me, come over I have a bowl

Should I buy a cottage?

 

[peace]

yes and you should purchase 3 more.

Should I go to Buffalo airport instead of Toronto's to save money.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Travel by cruiseship, way cheaper.

How do I mend my shattered heart?

 

[dreamblade]

Join a millenium cult.

Where's the best place to masturbate?

 

[chokemychicken]

In front of the CN tower,

How do I find a date?

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Get yourself a club and wait.

Should I buy a new car.

 

[papasmerf]

just rent one and do not bring it back


can you recommend a good hair remover?

 

[peace]

Just ask Guido.
Where should I go to buy cheap but great running shoes?

 

[papasmerf]

check the obits and see if any runners died recently

can I have a dog just on weekends?

 

[Jesus Quintana]

A time share dog? No, It usually comes with a woman. The positives of a part time dog do not out weigh the negative of a girlfriend.

Should I go bowling?

 

[papasmerf]

no, you will have to remove the balls from the sack


Can a man be happy on escorts alone?