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Let's try. "Give bad advice"

Yes...we all need mice in our house

Should I tell the truth?
 
that kind of thinking will only cause problems

Should I fly to Vegas tomorrow?
 
You should have left already.

I have stink foot - should I soak my feet in Absorbine Jr, or Sr.?
 
Yes just go to the nearest Police Station and turn yourself in.

Should I go to the gym......
 
yes but you should eat at Mcdonalds first.
SHould I restart the heat in my house?
 
No, start a fire in the living room....It will be warmer...

Should I join the church.....
 
Yes drive through the car wash with the windows open to clean the insides as well.

Should I go golfing tomorrow?
 
Yes and take a gun to shoot the other golfers balls

Will I be shoveling snowing tomorrow....
 
Yes, offer some to an cop at the station

Should I have a party soon.....
 
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