Let's try. "Give bad advice"

[ShowmeThemoney]

No stay off food for a week. Good for the soul.

My sister is afraid of clowns. How can I help her?.

 

[Transient]

Bring her to an Insane Clown Posse concert.

What's the best investment to plan for my retirement?

 

[-b]

Give everything away and live off the streets....

What should I eat tonight......

 

[Jesus Quintana]

How about satisfying your hunger with a nice big sausage?

Should I stay home and watch a movie or go out to the Sundowner?

 

[Ang]

Neither, just go to bed

I have had burning when I pee, should I go see a doctor?

 

[Jesus Quintana]

no wait until flames come out.

Should I watch "The Empire strikes back" on TV or just pop in the DVD?

 

[Ang]

Neither go to Brent & Ida's house

Should I go home for dinner or out?

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Do what you always do. Go to Mama's house.

When I am at Brett and Ida's should I whip my penis out?

 

[papasmerf]

yes but it should be in a case when you do

should I have coffee before bed?

 

[Danolo]

I assume you refer to a coffee enema? if so, then yes, by all means!

Should I apologize to PS?

 

[Madman]

No, you should knock on his door at 2 am and tell him to his face, that little blue smurf midget!

Should I floss my teeth before bed tonight?

 

[-b]

No just take them out and place them in a glass.

Where should I go tomorrow...

 

[Madman]

Tomorrow is suppose to be a perfect day. I suggest a nice refreshing swim and I know the perfect place. Beautiful scenery and free flowing waterfalls. It's called Niagara Falls, just jump in for a nice dip but watch out for that first step K babe.

I need a back scratcher, anyone know where I can buy one?

 

[-b]

I have a board for that, has nails hammered into it, you can stretch right out on it...

I think I need something stiff....

 

[Madman]

Here ya go Bliss

What movie can I watch?

 

[-b]

Love Story

Is it time for the fun too end.....

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Time stands still in HUBGFE World

Should I call my ex?

 

[papasmerf]

sure, I am sure she needs more of your money

should I work today??

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Only if you worked tomorrow.

Should I take my dog to the leash free park or should I wait until the hottie from up the street goes to walk her dog and try to hook up?

 

[Madman]

Take the dog out when the hottie comes out and be a man. do not use a bag to poop and scoop. You simply do the bare handed lift and dump, she will be impressed.

Should I apologize to SillyG for making fun of her wide load?:he: