Let's try. "Give bad advice"

[-b]

Yes Polka and Square dancing....

Should I change careers.......

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

No you are doing quite well as an English translator.

Should I get my penis enlarged?

 

[-b]

You may as well change it into a Kitty.....

Should I go out with a younger woman...

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Yes because they are so mentally stimulating don't you know.

Should I buy a mountain bike?

 

[-b]

Why not a sled with wheels and go down Mt Baker in the summer.

Should I get a pole for my bedroom

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

No men are just trouble.

Should I clean my place?

 

[-b]

No, just let the junk pile up till you can not find the door.

Should I go to bed.....

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

No we are being so much more productive on here.

Should I buy Lisa's dog?

 

[-b]

Yes, a stir fry it with mushrooms.....

Should I have a drink......

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Yes it solves all of our problems magically.

Should I lose weight?

 

[-b]

Yes become the thinness man alive.....

Should I be a lesbian......

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Yes limit your options as much as possible.

Should I shave my head?

 

[-b]

Just watch out for the Balls

Just I shave myself.....

 

[HOF]

Yes, then you'll look like Kojak

Should I quit hobbying?

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Yes you can land any civvie that you put your mind to I'm sure.

Should I move out of the GTA?

 

[HOF]

Yes, it's the road to prosperity!

Should I get leg lenghtening surgery?

 

[ChaosTheory]

Yes. But you should also lengthen your arms and neck to get that lanky, elastic, marfans, weird look. Women love that. In the meantime, before the surgery, wear women's high heels, but make sure they are Christian Louboutins, women like seeing men in those. You will be the sexiest man alive.

Should I become a SP?

 

[Danolo]

No, become a fashion consultant, for transvestites.

Should I get on with my pile of bookkeeping?

 

[peace]

no you should keep adding to it.

should I do my laundry?

 

[ChaosTheory]

Do Laundry?! What? No. All this cleaning clothes just weakens your immune system. It ain't healthy. Embrace your natural scent you develop after a few days/weeks. Don't shower while you are at it. Historically bathing was considered unhealthy and up until the 19th they would bathe only 2 twice a year. They were right!

Should I eat something? I am hungry