Loser of the Year - Man Busted for Stealing Miley Cyrus Blow-Up Doll

[Knight Rider]

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/miley-cyrus-love-doll-theft-867243

Loser of the year

A North Carolina man is facing shoplifting charges after he allegedly stole a blow-up doll resembling Miley Cyrus from a novelty shop.

Benjamin Greene, 22, was nabbed Tuesday after allegedly swiping the item from a Spencer’s Gifts store in Spartanburg, South Carolina. A worker told cops that she saw Greene remove the “Finally Mylie! Love Doll” from its box and conceal the $19.99 item in his coat.

As he departed the store, Greene was confronted by the Spencer’s employee, who told investigators that the blow-up doll fell out of Greene’s jacket,

 

[HOF]

Looks just like her!​

 

[HOF]

She came out of this box.​

 

[Guido]

Quick hide her before MM gets here tomorrow morning!

 

[Transient]

When does Miley's Fleshlight hit the shelves?

 

[HOF]

Apparently, Miley is going to sue the maker of the love doll for claiming that she takes it in the ass! Miley says, I do not take it in the ass, but I like cream pies and will will swallow!

Miley also says that she would let Justin Beiber stick it in her ass!​

 

[Admiral]

When does Miley's Fleshlight hit the shelves?

I have first dips on it so back off :biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

Quick hide her before MM gets here tomorrow morning!

Late again G.

 

[24/7]

He is still poor :no:


[h=1]Poor, Mortified Bastard, 22, Busted Trying To Steal Miley Cyrus Blow-Up Doll From Novelty Shop[/h]

 

[Iambad]

Speechless again :no:

 

[HOF]

For 29.99, he could have stolen a much better blow up doll! :LMAO:

 

[Madman]

Quick hide her before MM gets here tomorrow morning!

I DIDN'T STEAL HER, I hired her. I left 140 on the counter and the guy didn't see it! I'm being framed and they took Miley away!!!!

 

[Wanker]

For 29.99, he could have stolen a much better blow up doll! :LMAO:

Which one do you have :-Cool/"

 

[God]

:no::no: