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Rebecca Richardson
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Haha, we've moved on to dead baby jokes?
Okay, if you insist.
What's worse then 10 babies in a dumpster?
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You have to take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
How do you stop children from falling through manholes?
Run javelins through their heads.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compacter.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
(To get them out, use tortilla chips)
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
DT (...appropriate here...)
I can keep going for awhile, but I'm starting to feel like I might be giving off the wrong impression - I'm promise, I'm actually quite sweet. Funnier than "wrong" jokes are anti-jokes, eg:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a gun, get in the van.
Knock knock!
...come in.
How do you get a clown off a swing?
Hit him with an axe.
Okay, I'm definitely going to hell.
Okay, if you insist.
What's worse then 10 babies in a dumpster?
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You have to take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
How do you stop children from falling through manholes?
Run javelins through their heads.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compacter.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
(To get them out, use tortilla chips)
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
DT (...appropriate here...)
I can keep going for awhile, but I'm starting to feel like I might be giving off the wrong impression - I'm promise, I'm actually quite sweet. Funnier than "wrong" jokes are anti-jokes, eg:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a gun, get in the van.
Knock knock!
...come in.
How do you get a clown off a swing?
Hit him with an axe.
Okay, I'm definitely going to hell.
Rebecca Richardson
Senior Member
- Joined
- Nov 15, 2009
- Messages
- 154
Haha, we've moved on to dead baby jokes?
Okay, if you insist.
What's worse then 10 babies in a dumpster?
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You have to take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
How do you stop children from falling through manholes?
Run javelins through their heads.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compacter.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
(To get them out, use tortilla chips)
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
DT (...appropriate here...)
I can keep going for awhile, but I'm starting to feel like I might be giving off the wrong impression - I'm promise, I'm actually quite sweet. Funnier than "wrong" jokes are anti-jokes, eg:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a gun, get in the van.
Knock knock!
...come in.
How do you get a clown off a swing?
Hit him with an axe.
Okay, I'm definitely going to hell.
Okay, if you insist.
What's worse then 10 babies in a dumpster?
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You have to take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
How do you stop children from falling through manholes?
Run javelins through their heads.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compacter.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
(To get them out, use tortilla chips)
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
DT (...appropriate here...)
I can keep going for awhile, but I'm starting to feel like I might be giving off the wrong impression - I'm promise, I'm actually quite sweet. Funnier than "wrong" jokes are anti-jokes, eg:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a gun, get in the van.
Knock knock!
...come in.
How do you get a clown off a swing?
Hit him with an axe.
Okay, I'm definitely going to hell.
Piper_pooner
Member
- Joined
- Aug 12, 2011
- Messages
- 7
When does a black man become a nigger?
When he leaves the room.
When he leaves the room.
Piper_pooner
Member
- Joined
- Aug 12, 2011
- Messages
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When does a black man become a nigger?
When he leaves the room.
When he leaves the room.
