MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[peace]

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[Madman]

SillYG, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SERGEANT AT ARMS HOOKDED??

He hasn't been seen in days??? The workplace has been stench free and works finally getting done but THAT IS NOT THE POINT!!!


PAPA, where`s the coffee and prunes....I need to take SillyG into the interrogation room.

PRIMO, BRING THE BOOTS and come with me.

 

[papasmerf]

SillYG, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SERGEANT AT ARMS HOOKDED??

He hasn't been seen in days??? The workplace has been stench free and works finally getting done but THAT IS NOT THE POINT!!!


PAPA, where`s the coffee and prunes....I need to take SillyG into the interrogation room.

PRIMO, BRING THE BOOTS and come with me.

Slacker, where is my rent?

 

[Madman]

Slacker, where is my rent?

I am glad you asked, you see I have been forgetting to dock your rent from your pay cheques. You will from this day on until 2095 be docked $150 weekly until you are paid in full. If you do not receive your cheque then you owe me these monies!

IS THAT CLEAR SMERF?

 

[papasmerf]

I am glad you asked, you see I have been forgetting to PAY RENT . You will from this day on until 2095 not receive a cheque.

IS THAT CLEAR SMERF?

A clear admission of your owing rent.

Pay up or face collections by Puppy Smerf

 

[Madman]

A clear admission of your owing rent.

Pay up or face collections by Puppy Smerf

My little Betsie the sheep will make puppy chow out of your pooch!

BTW, where are MY FUCKING PRUNES?? DO you want me to get a bad case of gas again, YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET GAS!!!

 

[papasmerf]

My little Betsie the sheep will make puppy chow out of your pooch!

BTW, where are MY FUCKING PRUNES?? DO you want me to get a bad case of gas again, YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET GAS!!!

Pay up Slacker

 

[oldguyzer]

That reminds me...I need to manscape.......a lot!

 

[User-E]

I like furry guys - but it's hard to massage someone with that much body hair.

 

[Transient]

WTF oldguyzer? Are you hopped up on Geritol? Juicing with Metamucil?

Slow down you bastard! You're gonna catch and pass me in post count if you keep this up!!! :grrrrrr:

 

[papasmerf]

WTF oldguyzer? Are you hopped up on Geritol? Juicing with Metamucil?

Slow down you bastard! You're gonna catch and pass me in post count if you keep this up!!! :grrrrrr:

All you can do is counter.

 

[Transient]

Mooning pictures, away!

 

[oldguyzer]

WTF oldguyzer? Are you hopped up on Geritol? Juicing with Metamucil?

Slow down you bastard! You're gonna catch and pass me in post count if you keep this up!!! :grrrrrr:

Post count doesn't matter...it's the quality of the posts that count. And in that regard, I am far back from you! Praise-Bowing

 

[Transient]

Post count doesn't matter...it's the quality of the posts that count. And in that regard, I am far back from you! Praise-Bowing

Of course post count doesn't matter, which is why I have worked so hard to get as many as I have!

 

[papasmerf]

Of course post count doesn't matter, which is why I have worked so hard to get as many as I have!

You are a natural

OG on the other hand has only done well since getting that drool proof laptop

 

[Transient]

You are a natural

OG on the other hand has only done well since getting that drool proof laptop

He could have saved money just by buying a drool cup.

 

[papasmerf]

He could have saved money just by buying a drool cup.

You would think so...................He told me when I suggested it, he had one but it filled too quickly.

 

[papasmerf]

Speaking of drooling....................MM the ash trays in the cigar lounge need to be emptied and cleaned.

 

[oldguyzer]

You are a natural

OG on the other hand has only done well since getting that drool proof laptop

The waterproof keyboard was the big breakthrough.

 

[User-E]

The waterproof keyboard was the big breakthrough.

I'm sure drool isn't the only liquid spilled around here.