MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[oldguyzer]

I'm sure drool isn't the only liquid spilled around here.

yer rite....



That ish wha yu ment, rite?

 

[papasmerf]

:LMAO:

 

[Transient]

STOP LOOKING AT MY ARSE PICTURES!

 

[oldguyzer]

STOP LOOKING UP MY ARSE !

Fixed your post for you.

 

[papasmerf]

looks good from here.

Fixed yours, also

 

[oldguyzer]

Up yours, also

Thanks!

 

[papasmerf]

I just wet myself!

Anytime

 

[HOOKED]

WTF, this is not acceptable!

Where is SillyGirl? She owes me a new suit and a new pair of shoes!

 

[papasmerf]

WTF, this is not acceptable!

Where is SillyGirl? She owes me a new suit and a new pair of shoes!

Way I hear it
you owe her a new bottle and she broke a nail

 

[HOOKED]

Way I hear it
you owe her a new bottle and she broke a nail

In my report it will be mentioned that you are partly to blame and should be immediately suspended without pay and your Chef;s hat stomped on by Peace and Transient nightly.

 

[papasmerf]

In my report it will be mentioned that you are partly to blame and should be immediately suspended without pay and your Chef;s hat stomped on by Peace and Transient nightly.

Oh and BTW if you are looking for your nuts..............MM took them right before we buried you.
He kept muttering that you owed him even more but these will do.

Figured your being dead and all it was no biggie...............................Turns out it wasn't.

Now next time you decide you are man enough to do anything you might want to rethink that

 

[HOOKED]

Oh and BTW if you are looking for your nuts..............MM took them right before we buried you.
He kept muttering that you owed him even more but these will do.

Figured your being dead and all it was no biggie...............................Turns out it wasn't.

Now next time you decide you are man enough to do anything you might want to rethink that

You go right ahead and believe what you like but truth be told; knowing full well I was going into face a woman who's had her boots stolen and now her vodka bottle was about to be taken away, I prepared accordingly. Along with the body armor I placed an athletes cup in place and glued a couple of walnuts on the bottom in the event she went for the crotch and squeeze play. I wanted her to believe she had a good grasp of my "nut" sack and while she began to squeeze as hard as she can I could reach for the bottle and make my getaway as soon as she released thinking she had done enough damage. The funny thing was it happened exactly as planned and as I was looking into her eyes and oh my god the look in her eyes, somebody whacked my across the back of the head and the next thing I know is I'm scratching and clawing through dirt.

 

[papasmerf]

You go right ahead and believe what you like but truth be told; knowing full well I was going into face a woman who's had her boots stolen and now her vodka bottle was about to be taken away, I prepared accordingly. Along with the body armor I placed an athletes cup in place and glued a couple of walnuts on the bottom in the event she went for the crotch and squeeze play. I wanted her to believe she had a good grasp of my "nut" sack and while she began to squeeze as hard as she can I could reach for the bottle and make my getaway as soon as she released thinking she had done enough damage. The funny thing was it happened exactly as planned and as I was looking into her eyes and oh my god the look in her eyes, somebody whacked my across the back of the head and the next thing I know is I'm scratching and clawing through dirt.

I got the call around 2 am.

When I got there, OG had already declared you dead. MM and Robin were getting you ready for burial.

SG was pretty broken up. Seems you broke her bottle.

Peace was trying to comfort everyone. MM would have none of that and he took your nuts.

Tranny did his usual great job of readying your grave. (need to talk to him about digging deeper)

I called Sarah and told her of your death.................She had no idea who you were. Our Mexican friend said his Friday night opened up with your passing.

SG kept insisting she deserves credit for the kill.

That is about it.

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[peace]

:no:

 

[Madman]

All I know is I FOUND A PAIR of nuts IN MY FUCKING BED!

 

[Madman]

SILLYG, are these YOUR NUTS??

 

[SillyGirl]

I got the call around 2 am.

When I got there, OG had already declared you dead. MM and Robin were getting you ready for burial.

SG was pretty broken up. Seems you broke her bottle.

Peace was trying to comfort everyone. MM would have none of that and he took your nuts.

Tranny did his usual great job of readying your grave. (need to talk to him about digging deeper)

I called Sarah and told her of your death.................She had no idea who you were. Our Mexican friend said his Friday night opened up with your passing.

SG kept insisting she deserves credit for the kill.

That is about it.

That's how I vaguely remember it. Although if I had actually been the one who killed him, he'd still be dead.

HOOKED, I will not pay for your new suit. Consider it a small price to pay for breaking my bottle.

All I know is I FOUND A PAIR of nuts IN MY FUCKING BED!

SILLYG, are these YOUR NUTS??

If they were my nuts, they wouldn't be anywhere near your bed.

I don't even like nuts, although last week I did eat a pecan to avoid hurting the feelings of a sweet old man.

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[SillyGirl]

Breakfast

That looks delicious, Papa. Thank you.

 

[papasmerf]

That looks delicious, Papa. Thank you.

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