MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[peace]

:no:

 

[peace]

For you

Too thick n plain...:no:

 

[papasmerf]

Too thick n plain...:no:

That was Guido's

 

[peace]

That was Guido's

....not enough....he prefers extra size or double

 

[papasmerf]

....not enough....he prefers extra size or double

Late night snack for him.

 

[papasmerf]

MM
Breakfast

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[papasmerf]

 

[peace]

Breakfast

:dontknow:

 

[papasmerf]

:dontknow:

Have at it

 

[bobistheowl]

Have at it

I've reached the conclusion that you do more harm than good around here, papasmerf, and I'll tell you my reasons.

I took a look at your posting history, or at least, the portion that can be accessed from the menu, if I click on the name link above your avatar.

459 posts since some time on October 27.

I didn't find one that couldn't have been written by a boy of South Park age.

I didn't find one that could be deemed truly relevant, once there had been ten subsequent posts in the same thread, or the page turned.

I didn't find one that could not have been a tweet, or a chat room blip, if the chat room had emoticons.

I didn't find one that would have been out of place on an Etch a Sketch.

I didn't find one where you expressed an opinion on any subject with something of intellectual relevance.

I didn't find one where you said anything that you hoped not everyone would agree with.

I didn't find one where you took a risk.

What I did find was a whole lot of threads that were meant to inspire serious discussion, and you and your fellow chuckleheads came in with your muddy boots and greasy fingers, stayed long enough to make the thread unreadable from start to current, then you moved on to the next serious thread, and did it again.

I woke up this morning, read the hijack on my thread between papasmerf and bobistheowl, and went back to bed.

You people depress me. Don't shit in my pool. Measure each other's dicks somewhere other than in my underpants.

I love you all, but don't force me to be your damn Mommy.

If you went to some of the back pages of the white threads section, and resurrected an old thread worthy of revival, that would be a beneficial action, but instead you invade the threads where minds are interacting, and make them unreadable.

You asked me recently what you had done, for me to address you with disrespect. Perhaps to a large extent, it's what what you haven't done, the sort of things that the kind of guy I respect would do on a daily basis; not all of the time, but more often than not.

If the Lobby were a music act, it would probably be called Sarah and The Sausage Fest, featuring bobistheowl, and you're a big part of the reason why. You are by no means the sole reason why this is the case, but you do start on the Varsity team, in this regard.

Why do the ladies stay away? They get physical stimulation for a living. They come to a board looking to have their minds stimulated. Whenever the possibility of that happens, you see to it that it doesn't continue. If I was a brainy broad, with the skills to move up, and the other skills to do that more quickly, I wouldn't spend a whole lot of time here, either.

Actually Bob you seek answers......................One must sift through mountains of rocks to find the Gems.

Fewer rocks, the occasional gem, and some forethought in your choices of threads to hijack might go a long way towards elevating my opinion of you.

Yes, you are a friendly fellow, who means no harm. So is the guy who grinds pepper in a fancy restaurant.

 

[papasmerf]

I've reached the conclusion that you do more harm than good around here, papasmerf, and I'll tell you my reasons.

I took a look at your posting history, or at least, the portion that can be accessed from the menu, if I click on the name link above your avatar.

459 posts since some time on October 27.

I didn't find one that couldn't have been written by a boy of South Park age.

I didn't find one that could be deemed truly relevant, once there had been ten subsequent posts in the same thread, or the page turned.

I didn't find one that could not have been a tweet, or a chat room blip, if the chat room had emoticons.

I didn't find one that would have been out of place on an Etch a Sketch.

I didn't find one where you expressed an opinion on any subject with something of intellectual relevance.

I didn't find one where you said anything that you hoped not everyone would agree with.

I didn't find one where you took a risk.

What I did find was a whole lot of threads that were meant to inspire serious discussion, and you and your fellow chuckleheads came in with your muddy boots and greasy fingers, stayed long enough to make the thread unreadable from start to current, then you moved on to the next serious thread, and did it again.



If you went to some of the back pages of the white threads section, and resurrected an old thread worthy of revival, that would be a beneficial action, but instead you invade the threads where minds are interacting, and make them unreadable.

You asked me recently what you had done, for me to address you with disrespect. Perhaps to a large extent, it's what what you haven't done, the sort of things that the kind of guy I respect would do on a daily basis; not all of the time, but more often than not.

If the Lobby were a music act, it would probably be called Sarah and The Sausage Fest, featuring bobistheowl, and you're a big part of the reason why. You are by no means the sole reason why this is the case, but you do start on the Varsity team, in this regard.

Why do the ladies stay away? They get physical stimulation for a living. They come to a board looking to have their minds stimulated. Whenever the possibility of that happens, you see to it that it doesn't continue. If I was a brainy broad, with the skills to move up, and the other skills to do that more quickly, I wouldn't spend a whole lot of time here, either.



Fewer rocks, the occasional gem, and some forethought in your choices of threads to hijack might go a long way towards elevating my opinion of you.

Yes, you are a friendly fellow, who means no harm. So is the guy who grinds pepper in a fancy restaurant.

I appreciate the time you spent on this post.

I will put you down as not wanting a breakfast this morning.

Just a reminder the weather changes today and we will get a taste of winter....

 

[User-E]

I've reached the conclusion ... blah, blah, blah ... in a fancy restaurant.

Did your mother not teach you that if you have nothing nice to say, then just STFU?

I appreciate the time you spent on this post.

I will put you down as not wanting a breakfast this morning.

Just a reminder the weather changes today and we will get a taste of winter....

Sarah and the Baconfest - now playing in the Lobby. Funky & Music

 

[papasmerf]

Did your mother not teach you that if you have nothing nice to say, then just STFU?




Sarah and the Baconfest - now playing in the Lobby. Funky & Music

:blush2:

 

[papasmerf]

You've been here for about 5 minutes and are posting judgement on a member who has been contributing for years. We like him even if he's a pain in the ass some times.

Thanks I think

Your check is in the mail.

 

[papasmerf]

A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks of the year. Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his (no, that's not the punch line) to spend a week or two up at this place, which happened to be in a backwoods section of Maine.


On one particular occasion, he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him. The friend, eager to get a freebie off a lawyer, agreed. Well, they had a splendid time in the country - rising early and living in the great outdoors.


Early one morning, the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian companion went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they went around the berry patch, gathering blueberries and raspberries in tremendous quantities, along came two huge Bears - a male and a female.


Well, the lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His friend, though, wasn't so lucky, and the male bear reached him and swallowed him whole.


The lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town as fast has he could, and got the local backwoods sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to the berry patch with the lawyer. Sure enough, the two bears were still there.


"He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male, while visions of lawsuits from his friend's family danced in his head. He just had to save his friend.


The sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and SHOT THE FEMALE.


"What d'ya do that for!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other!"


"Exactly," replied the sheriff, "and would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?"

:YMAPPLAUSE::good:

 

[Wild Bill]

I've reached the conclusion that you do more harm than good around here, papasmerf, and I'll tell you my reasons.

<snip>

Did your mother not teach you that if you have nothing nice to say, then just STFU?
Sarah and the Baconfest - now playing in the Lobby. Funky & Music

Bob, Sarah - this not considered acceptable posting behaviour here on HUBGFE. We are all adults, and are expected to conduct ourselves accordingly, lest our membership privileges be revoked. Going forward, please refrain from posting aggressive or insulting comments towards other members.

All members should also note that board tenure does not imply special privileges where posting guidelines are concerned. The rules are for everyone equally, and will be enforced equally. Please keep that in mind when posting your thoughts and/or opinions.

 

[Guido]

Madman is away and all goes to hell! Drama in the bumper thread, OK now that's over, where's my pizza slice??

 

[User-E]

Madman is away and all goes to hell! Drama in the bumper thread, OK now that's over, where's my pizza slice??

Where is MM anyway? I thought he had taken a long, long weekend but this is ridiculous. :unknw:

 

[HOOKED]

Where is MM anyway? I thought he had taken a long, long weekend but this is ridiculous. :unknw:

MM, has packed up his shorts, flowered shirts and gone away. He's enjoying the sand, water and naked women I'm sure, dirty bastard!