MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[oldguyzer]

No, I mean the bacon, I didn't get any.

Just FedExed a three-day supply to you...

 

[oldguyzer]

:blush2: that is because you read on a higher level than me.

youse reads real goodly pappa.

 

[papasmerf]

youse reads real goodly pappa.

tanks Doc its them glasses you pearscribbeded for I

 

[oldguyzer]

tanks Doc its them glasses you pearscribbeded for I

Hope they helped...

 

[papasmerf]

Hope they helped...

Yes


I can now see to the side perfectly with both eyes

 

[oldguyzer]

Yes


I can now see to the side perfectly with both eyes

And the middle one?

 

[papasmerf]

And the middle one?

Not so much

But hey you can not win them all

 

[papasmerf]

Did anyone else notice the water in the toilet flows in the opposite direction here, when you flush??

 

[Transient]

Did anyone else notice the water in the toilet flows in the opposite direction here, when you flush??

IT FLUSHES UP?!?! :SayWhat?:

 

[papasmerf]

IT FLUSHES UP?!?! :SayWhat?:

LOL

Seriously the rotation is in the other direction

If it flushes up you are in MM's create.
I thought he would like that

 

[Transient]

Did anyone else notice the water in the toilet flows in the opposite direction here, when you flush??

Damnit, now I can't pee here. I stand in front of the toilet, but I get all pee shy, scared that water is gonna shoot up! :SayWhat?:

 

[oldguyzer]

Damnit, now I can't pee here. I stand in front of the toilet, but I get all pee shy, scared that water is gonna shoot up! :SayWhat?:

Stop peeing in the bidet then, for god's sake! :wink2:

 

[Robintheboywonder]

I only pee in the shower and I have trouble understanding Papa's posts, Bobs are easy peasy!

 

[Transient]

STOP LOOKING!! Damnit, you made it crawl back up!:Crying2:

 

[oldguyzer]

Brekkie is served.

 

[papasmerf]

Did I miss a memo I issued?

 

[oldguyzer]

Did I miss a memo I issued?

This last two days SMERF LLC has been slow getting brekkie on my plate, so I hired this nice guy in a Speedo to make food for me. Hey, you don't live up to the terms in the Master Services Agreement, I have the right to hire outside help to solve the problem.

Only problem is, he wants to make pasta every damn meal...

 

[papasmerf]

This last two days SMERF LLC has been slow getting brekkie on my plate, so I hired this nice guy in a Speedo to make food for me. Hey, you don't live up to the terms in the Master Services Agreement, I have the right to hire outside help to solve the problem.

Only problem is, he wants to make pasta every damn meal...

You missed the memos referencing the kitchen not being fully set up until late this afternoon.
When you set up on an Island with only 600 residents, Labor is not so easy to find.

Hope you enjoyed the Jackalope last night at the bonfire.

 

[oldguyzer]

You missed the memos referencing the kitchen not being fully set up until late this afternoon.
When you set up on an Island with only 600 residents, Labor is not so easy to find.

Hope you enjoyed the Jackalope last night at the bonfire.

Missed the jackalope. Had pasta instead.

God save me from all this pasta! I want good old fashioned meat and potatoes! The new chef says "No-speaka English" when I ask for something different.

 

[papasmerf]

Missed the jackalope. Had pasta instead.

God save me from all this pasta! I want good old fashioned meat and potatoes! The new chef says "No-speaka English" when I ask for something different.

Considering the fact the kitchen has been closed, since our arrival.

Combined with the fact his room has no kitchen
I would not be eating his food.