MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[papasmerf]

Ask Santa, maybe he will help you.

Is there any cake left? I would love some more. raying:

I will get you a piece of cake and make some hot coco

Could you take MM's dinner up to the roof for him, please?

 

[SillyGirl]

I will get you a piece of cake and make some hot coco

Could you take MM's dinner up to the roof for him, please?

Gladly. Would you like him to wear it, or should I just leave it for him to eat?

Thank you for the cake and cocoa. It cheers me.

 

[papasmerf]

Gladly. Would you like him to wear it, or should I just leave it for him to eat?

Thank you for the cake and cocoa. It cheers me.

Just leave outside the crate, right at the roof edge.

And you are very welcome. I know sometimes life does work hard to challenge us.

 

[SillyGirl]

Just leave outside the crate, right at the roof edge.

And you are very welcome. I know sometimes life does work hard to challenge us.

Ok, I left it where you said. It was kind of scary being so close to the edge, gave me the willies!

 

[papasmerf]

Ok, I left it where you said. It was kind of scary being so close to the edge, gave me the willies![/QUOTE
Thank you SG

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[papasmerf]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who dropped their troll??

 

[Cardinal Fang]

OMG IT'S SO FARKING COLD.

 

[papasmerf]

OMG IT'S SO FARKING COLD.

Not to mention the snow is heavy

 

[User-E]

MEMO from the desk of Madman:

 

[papasmerf]

MEMO from the desk of Madman:

Ma'am, does this look normal to you?

 

[User-E]

Ma'am, does this look normal to you?

Looks normal for any MM work environment I've ever heard of. His resume is padded with references for his extensive experience with touching others.

 

[papasmerf]

Looks normal for any MM work environment I've ever heard of. His resume is packed with references to his extensive experience with touching others.

He does always say he has a feel for good people

 

[User-E]

He does always say he has a feel for good people

A very affectionate, 'touchy feely' type of guy.

 

[papasmerf]

A very affectionate, 'touchy feely' type of guy.

Although his hygiene could improve at least to a basic primate's level.

 

[User-E]

Although his hygiene could improve at least to a basic primate's level.

Some interesting research on MM's odors:

Scientists analyzed odor strength in relation to arousal levels in MM.

Scientists determined the factors that predicted extreme levels of odor emission from MM.

According to the results, MM may use odor as a modifiable form of social communication, where context-specific chemical-signals may moderate the social behaviors of other men.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science...orillas-use-BO-form-communication-others.html

 

[papasmerf]

Some interesting research on MM's odors:

Scientists analyzed odor strength in relation to arousal levels in MM.

Scientists determined the factors that predicted extreme levels of odor emission from MM.

According to the results, MM may use odor as a modifiable form of social communication, where context-specific chemical-signals may moderate the social behaviors of other men.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science...orillas-use-BO-form-communication-others.html

Interesting...............And all along I attributed his oder to his almost pathological aversion to soap and water.

 

[User-E]

Interesting...............And all along I attributed his oder to his almost pathological aversion to soap and water.

We think that MM is actually 'the missing link' - that awkward stage between primates evolving into humans.

 

[papasmerf]

We think that MM is actually 'the missing link' - that awkward stage between primates evolving into humans.

I remember a few years back.

A handful of researchers came to evaluate him.

They ended up leaving after a week. With no definitive results.
Seems they kept getting bit and unpleasantly thuched by MM and Hooked.

 

[User-E]

Have you noticed MM's been showing up LATE for work every day since he got back from 'vacation'?