MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[papasmerf]

Have you noticed MM's been showing up LATE for work every day since he got back from 'vacation'?

I have noted the increase in productivity when he is not there.

But the union says I have to keep him..............

 

[oldguyzer]

It's so bad here my testicles have become my ovaries!

Are you still wearing that dress?...

 

[Guido]

What have you guys done to MM, he's on and off? Papa, have you tied him down in his crate??

 

[papasmerf]

What have you guys done to MM, he's on and off? Papa, have you tied him down in his crate??

Not sure what he is up to

SG fed him last night and his bucket looked untouched this morning.

 

[Guido]

Not sure what he is up to

SG fed him last night and his bucket looked untouched this morning.

I don't know if it's a good idea to have SG feed him. He may try and eat SG.:unknw:

 

[papasmerf]

I don't know if it's a good idea to have SG feed him. He may try and eat SG.:unknw:

when he sees that slop bucket he knows he needs to back into the corner of the crate until SG leaves................Heck she even left at the edge of the roof, just like he likes.

 

[Guido]

when he sees that slop bucket he knows he needs to back into the corner of the crate until SG leaves................Heck she even left at the edge of the roof, just like he likes.

Does she feed him with clothes on, I ask because it's just as dangerous as frying eggs and bacon in the buff.

 

[papasmerf]

Does she feed him with clothes on, I ask because it's just as dangerous as frying eggs and bacon in the buff.

She usually wear a hazmat suit.

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[papasmerf]

Sarah

We need a clean up in isle 4.
Your puppy is making a mess :-Cool/"

 

[SillyGirl]

Breakfast

Yum! Thank you Papa!

 

[papasmerf]

Yum! Thank you Papa!

Always a pleasure to see you at breakfast.

Still got your heat on?

 

[papasmerf]

Sarah

Tend to your puppy...........it seems to be munching the rug

 

[Madman]

This IS NOT a club to mingle and PARTY GOD DAMMIT.

EVERYONE OUT except YOU son of a SMERF. YOU STAY until you finish making me my coffee, prunes and omelette with cheese and anchovies!


HURRY UP

 

[Madman]

SillyG, WHERE ARE MY BOOTS.. I have to go to Buffalo this weekend and I NEED GOD DAMN BOOTS!

 

[Madman]

SARAH, get Tranny and shave Guido's back.... we have to send him to Bob who stole all the snickers bars and I NEED A GOD DAMN SNICKERS BAR!

 

[papasmerf]

SillyG, WHERE ARE MY BOOTS.. I have to go to Buffalo this weekend and I NEED GOD DAMN BOOTS!

Buffalo is Closed

Sorry but you will have to eat Canadian Bacon

 

[Madman]

I NEED A GUM JOB....anyone.....please...

 

[papasmerf]

SARAH, get Tranny and shave Guido's back.... we have to send him to Bob who stole all the snickers bars and I NEED A GOD DAMN SNICKERS BAR!

it is odd you never see the two of them in the same room.

 

[Madman]

Buffalo is Closed

Sorry but you will have to eat Canadian Bacon

Canadian BACON is too expensive. GET ME CHEAP US bacon! NOW!