MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[papasmerf]

:no:

We can hold the Redeye Gravy.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

We can hold the Redeye Gravy.

Don't you DARE!

That often times is the best part. I went to a diner in Charleston SC last year that served me the most amazing shrimp and grits with Redeye gravy. I can still taste it.

 

[papasmerf]

Don't you DARE!

That often times is the best part. I went to a diner in Charleston SC last year that served me the most amazing shrimp and grits with Redeye gravy. I can still taste it.

It always tastes like More to me, too.

It is a shame we in the North do not have that on menus in most the restaurants we frequent.

 

[Madman]

Just give me EGGS and STEAK before a lose it!

 

[Madman]

and coffee and prunes.

DON'T MAKE ME ASK AGAIN

 

[User-E]

Just give me EGGS and STEAK before a lose it!

Tomorrow is Steak and BJ day!

 

[papasmerf]

Just give me EGGS and STEAK before a lose it!

You are having it cut off.

 

[Madman]

Tomorrow is Steak and BJ day!

 

[Madman]

You are having it cut off.

 

[papasmerf]

Robin how do you like your steak?

More better

 

[papasmerf]

Like a metronome I tug and tug and keep time to the universe.

?????????????????????

 

[Madman]

PEACE COME BACK...I need you to keep Papa out of the cold cellar where my apple pie stash is.

 

[papasmerf]

An Emergency BJ???????????...............On my way

​......

 

[Madman]

SHIT PAPA BURNED HIMSELF ON THE STOVE.....FUCK....

DON'T WORRY PAPA, I'll get you to the hospital but when we get back you BETTER MAKE ME A COFFEE AND FIG PUDDING for a change.

 

[Madman]

PEACE stop fucking around and help me get PAPA to the hospital

 

[Madman]

Sarah guard the kitchen and my apple pie stash while Peace and I get Papa to the hospital. While we are there we might get him a penis enlargement. Smerfs are smaller than Asian men.

 

[peace]

PEACE COME BACK...I need you to keep Papa out of the cold cellar where my apple pie stash is.

:no: Magic word???

 

[User-E]

One thousand, one hundred and seventy five pages of this drivel.

Twenty three thousand and five hundred posts about nothing.

Well done guys!

:clapping2:

 

[papasmerf]

One thousand, one hundred and seventy five pages of this drivel.

Twenty three thousand and five hundred posts about nothing.

Well done guys!

:clapping2:

and yet not one mention of Bacon today

 

[Madman]

One thousand, one hundred and seventy five pages of this drivel.

Twenty three thousand and five hundred posts about nothing.

Well done guys!

:clapping2:

DRIVEL, NOTHING.....what are you talking about??7

THIS IS REAL, pinch...go ahead pinch my arse and tell me it's not real!