MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[papasmerf]

FYI



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[TD="class: details"][h=4]Nutrition summary:[/h][TABLE="class: generic spaced, width: 345"]
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[TD="class: fact, bgcolor: #FFFFFF, align: center"]Calories
92
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[TD="class: fact, bgcolor: #FFFFFF, align: center"]Fat
7.04g
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[TD="class: fact, bgcolor: #FFFFFF, align: center"]Carbs
0.4g
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[TD="class: fact, bgcolor: #FFFFFF, align: center"]Protein
6.27g
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[TD]There are 92 calories in 1 large Fried Egg.[/TD]
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[TD]Calorie breakdown: 69% fat, 2% carbs, 29% protein.[/TD]
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[h=4]Common Serving Sizes:[/h][TABLE="class: generic, width: 367"]
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[TD="class: borderBottom"] 1 oz[/TD]
[TD="class: borderBottom smallText, width: 50, align: right"]57[/TD]
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[TD="class: borderBottom, bgcolor: #FAE7CB"] 1 large[/TD]
[TD="class: borderBottom smallText, width: 50, bgcolor: #FAE7CB, align: right"]92[/TD]
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[TD="class: borderBottom"] 100 g[/TD]
[TD="class: borderBottom smallText, width: 50, align: right"]201[/TD]
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[peace]

:no:

 

[Madman]

Peace. grab a grill and start cooking. I need to sit Papa down and have a serious conversaion with the little no good blue balled stubby legged little lawn ornament.

 

[Reverse]

Breakfast (all Day)

Yuk, I'm going to McDonald's!

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[oldguyzer]

Breakfast

Presentation: C-

 

[papasmerf]

Presentation: C-

I believe the food is judged by the fork full not just by the eyes................Many dinners are blind and do not benefit from the presentation.

 

[Madman]

I believe the food is judged by the fork full not just by the eyes................Many dinners are blind and do not benefit from the presentation.

STICK YOUR TONGUE IN THIS IF PRESENTATION MEANS NOTHING YOU DAMN LAWN ORNAMENT

WHERE'S my fucking cold black coffee??

 

[papasmerf]

STICK YOUR TONGUE IN THIS IF PRESENTATION MEANS NOTHING YOU DAMN LAWN ORNAMENT

WHERE'S my fucking cold black coffee??

Looks like you beat me to this one.

I guess we could ask OG if a topical cream could help.

 

[Madman]

Looks like you beat me to this one.

I guess we could ask OG if a topical cream could help.

Don't give her to OG, he's having fun with the ladyboys in Vietnam and we have a shortage here. SillyG and Sarah haven't been around,Bettsie is under the weather and Peace has Tranny tied up in the closet.

 

[papasmerf]

Don't give her to OG, he's having fun with the ladyboys in Vietnam and we have a shortage here. SillyG and Sarah haven't been around,Bettsie is under the weather and Peace has Tranny tied up in the closet.

now that you have begun your transition I expect you have been playing with yourself even more

 

[Madman]

now that you have begun your transition I expect you have been playing with yourself even more

It wasn't easy but it had to be done. It hurt like hell and I had to work hard but it paid off.

DON'T BE BLUE WITH ENVY you little snot of a smerf!

 

[oldguyzer]

It wasn't easy but it had to be done. It hurt like hell and I had to work hard but it paid off.

DON'T BE BLUE WITH ENVY you little snot of a smerf!

See, those blue pills really do wonders :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Madman]

Breakfast

murderer

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Madman]

Breakfast

I will not tolerate breakfast made for pussies, PAPA MAN UP AND MAKE US A MAN's breakfast!

 

[Madman]

Peace, where are you? I can't find any clean underwear!!!!!!!!!

 

[Madman]

Sarah, WHERE'S the old quack...my hemorrhoids are acting up!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

I will not tolerate breakfast made for pussies, PAPA MAN UP AND MAKE US A MAN's breakfast!

Ummmmmmm you are no longer a man so to speak.

Sorry old gal.