MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[HOOKED]

It's almost dinner time and you've gone fishing, wtf? We need a schedule and a system to be implemented here. This maybe a union shop but efficiency is paramount!

 

[User-E]

It's almost dinner time and you've gone fishing, wtf? We need a schedule and a system to be implemented here. This maybe a union shop but efficiency is paramount!

Enforcing compliance with imaginary entities can be challenging at times ... Hmmmmmm

 

[Transient]

Headed out for Cat Fish in a bit................want a togo?

Now that you noodled one, how you gonna fix it.

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Madman]

Breakfast

Fine this is eatable. Where's my COFFEE AND PRUNES SMERF???

 

[Madman]

I was gone for a week and missed almost nothing I see. I got an unexpected vacation and did absolutely as little as possible....it was glorious!

Glad to see most of you are still alive.

MM.....will these stop your bitching about breakfast for a while!?

NEVERMIND LAWNORNATMENT, PRIMO has supplied me with prunes...JUST THE coffee will do.

 

[Madman]

RUN, PAPA's off his MEDS AGAIN!!!@

OK FUCK THE PRUNES and coffee, that's ok PAPA I DON"T WANT THEM!!!

 

[Madman]

That a boy, get back in the kitchen and calm down!!!!

 

[User-E]

eating the channel cats

 

[papasmerf]

I hope he's not frozen to the ice!

Nope, just opening a new hole

 

[papasmerf]

Ah Breakfast

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Finally something to eat.

 

[Transient]

Finally something to eat.

Looks like it already was.

Sorry, not a fan of gravy for breakfast.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I'm not a fan of Madman in a thread but what are you gonna do?

:biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

AN ISRAELI DOCTOR SAYS:

"IN ISRAEL, MEDICINE IS SO ADVANCED THAT WE CUT OFF A MAN'S TESTICLES, PUT THEM ON ANOTHER MAN, AND IN 6 WEEKS, HE IS LOOKING FOR WORK."

THE GERMAN DOCTOR SAYS:
"THAT'S NOTHING, IN GERMANY WE TAKE PART OF A BRAIN, PUT IT IN ANOTHER MAN, AND IN 4 WEEKS HE IS LOOKING FOR WORK."

THE RUSSIAN DOCTOR SAYS:

"GENTLEMEN, WE TAKE HALF A HEART FROM A MAN, PUT IT IN ANOTHER MAN'S CHEST, AND IN 2 WEEKS HE IS LOOKING FOR WORK."

THE CANADIAN DOCTOR LAUGHS:

"YOU ALL ARE BEHIND US. FOURTEEN MONTHS AGO, WE TOOK A WOMAN WITH NO BRAINS, NO HEART, AND NO BALLS AND MADE HER PREMIER OF ONTARIO.
NOW, THE WHOLE PROVINCE IS LOOKING FOR WORK!

 

[oldguyzer]

I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they don't care about or respect others. Well, here is a story that clearly shows not all cops are in that category. This story involves the police in Toronto, who reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the Don River near the Queen Street bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been Notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in the Jarvis Street area. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple Lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 inch false eyelashes, and a Toronto Maple Leaf sweater.


The Police removed the Maple Leaf sweater to spare his family any Unnecessary embarrassment.

See there, the Police do care.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Nice to see Papa out with his buddies!:don'twantto-see:/

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Madman]

You're trying to clog my arteries AREN'T YOU??

You're hoping I croak so you inherit all THIS, AREN'T YOU?

YOU MONEY GRUBBING LITTLE BLUE LAWN-ORNAMENT!

 

[Madman]

I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they don't care about or respect others. Well, here is a story that clearly shows not all cops are in that category. This story involves the police in Toronto, who reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the Don River near the Queen Street bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been Notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in the Jarvis Street area. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple Lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 inch false eyelashes, and a Toronto Maple Leaf sweater.


The Police removed the Maple Leaf sweater to spare his family any Unnecessary embarrassment.

See there, the Police do care.

Never mind the lame jokes, send us pictures of sexy Vietnam ladies, real ladies....ok maybe a few ladyboys for papa but only a few.