MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[papasmerf]

Is that all you have to say for yourself woodpecker?

:no:

 

[papasmerf]

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Is that all you have to say for yourself woodpecker?

:rofl!:

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Madman]

Breakfast

Onthephone-busy OFFICER, I think there is an attempt to poison me. This actually looks eatable and I know the little blue sack of smerf is up to something.....I KNOW IT!

 

[Madman]

Peace, CALLING FUCKING PEACE....where are you?

 

[papasmerf]

Onthephone-busy OFFICER, I think there is an attempt to poison me. This actually looks eatable and I know the little blue sack of smerf is up to something.....I KNOW IT!

you must eat now

 

[User-E]

you must eat now

MM should probably hire a wine and food taster.

Over history, presidents and royal families have hired food tasters or sacrifices, because of the fear of being poisoned. Adolf Hitler’s food taster Margot Woelk tried the food at 8:00 am everyday and if she was not ill the food would be sent to Hitler’s military headquarters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_taster

 

[papasmerf]

MM should probably hire a wine and food taster.

Over history, presidents and royal families have hired food tasters or sacrifices, because of the fear of being poisoned. Adolf Hitler’s food taster Margot Woelk tried the food at 8:00 am everyday and if she was not ill the food would be sent to Hitler’s military headquarters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_taster

I think the kitchen can handle that....................I think Robin should be hired by the end of business, today.

Thursday we can place a proper ad.

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Madman]

Breakfast

I'm glad our man to smerf talk had an affect on you as shown by you waking up early and having breakfast ready by 4 am BUT AND THERE IS ALWAYS A FUCKING BUT, NOT ARSE BUT.........

Do you not think the eggs will be stone cold by the time I am ready to eat them??

Can lead a camel to FUCKING GOD DAMN WATER but can't make a SMERF do one FUCKING THING PROPERLY!

 

[Madman]

Sarah, get Primo and The Cardinal....you are all taking me to McDonald's for breakfast!

The one on St. Clair!

 

[Madman]

OH NO......EVERYONE keep your mouth shut! Don't say a word to the COPPERS!!

SNITCHES GET STITCHES!!!!

 

[Madman]

Quiet until I get back.....I have to go change!

 

[Transient]

Quiet until I get back.....I have to go change!

Good idea, you should also go hang out in the woods for a bit. Watch out for wolves.

 

[User-E]

That would be one helluva long drive for me! Even if there were flights involved it would be hours invested just to get up there, have breakfast and then fly back!

It's a 2,700 mile drive for me - but it sure would be fun to have breakfast with y'all! :biggrin2:

 

[Robintheboywonder]

That would be one helluva long drive for me! Even if there were flights involved it would be hours invested just to get up there, have breakfast and then fly back!

Don't be such a pussy!

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[oldguyzer]

Breakfast

Why do your breakfasts always look so unappetizing?

 

[papasmerf]

Why do your breakfasts always look so unappetizing?

hard to find a good photographer at 4 in the morning