MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Transient]

Seeing thingslike this makes me want to stop drinking

Really? I would think it would make you want to start drinking more heavily.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Really? I would think it would make you want to start drinking more heavily.

When you stop seeing pink elephants and start seeing THAT then you need to stop.

 

[papasmerf]

When you stop seeing pink elephants and start seeing THAT then you need to stop.

The elephants and I have an agreement.

They don't visit me and I won't try to breed with them.

 

[Transient]

The elephants and I have an agreement.

They don't visit me and I won't try to breed with them.

You should make this same agreement with the Madman bride!

 

[papasmerf]

You should make this same agreement with the Madman bride!

No worries there

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Papa Smurf's perfect woman.

 

[peace]

Blissful I need you to sign this please!!


THIS AGREEMENT MADE IN TRIPLICATE THIS 20th day of July, 2012

BETWEEN:

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[TD]JOHN MADMAN HUNGLOW
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[TD]of the City of Toronto
in the Province of Ontario
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[TD]
- AND -
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[TD]BLISSFUL LESONTHELOOSE
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[TD]of the City of Toronto
in the Province of Ontario
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PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT
BACKGROUND

1. This Prenuptial Agreement is made between JOHN MADMAN HUNGLOW (hereinafter called “John”) and BLISSFUL LESONTHELOOSE (hereinafter called “Sally”) who are contemplating marriage each to the other;
2. The parties intend for this Agreement to become effective upon their marriage pursuant to the laws of the State of California, including any Uniform Premarital Agreement Act, or other applicable laws, adopted by the State of California;
3. The parties wish to enter into this agreement to provide for the status, ownership, and division of property between them, including future property owned or to be acquired by either or both of them;
4. The parties further wish to affix their respective rights and liabilities that may result from this relationship;
5. The parties recognize the possibility of unhappy differences that may arise between them. Accordingly, the parties desire that the distribution of any property that either or both of them may own will be governed by the terms of this Agreement and, insofar as the statutory or case law permits, intend that any statutes that may apply to them, either by virtue of Federal or State legislation, will not apply to them;
6. Each party has had the opportunity to retain their own lawyer and receive independent legal advice regarding the terms of this Agreement;
7. The parties have exchanged financial statements providing full and complete disclosure of substantially all of the assets and liabilities property now owned or owing by each of them and voluntarily and expressly waive any other rights to disclosure of the property or financial obligations of each other beyond the disclosure provided;
8. The parties acknowledge that they have been provided with at least seven days to review this Agreement and obtain legal advice before signing;
9. Each party agrees and affirms the following:
   1. THAT the parties did execute the Agreement voluntarily;
   2. THAT this Agreement was not unconscionable when it was executed;
   3. THAT both parties were provided prior to execution of the Agreement a fair and reasonable disclosure of the property or financial obligations of the other party; and
   4. THAT he or she did have, or reasonably could have had, an adequate knowledge of the property or financial obligations of the other party.

NOW THEREFORE in consideration of the upcoming marriage, and in consideration of the mutual promises and covenants contained in this Agreement, the parties agree as follows:

1) What is HIS shall remain as HIS what is HERS will now become HIS!!!
2) BLISSFULL will provide at at least one BBBJCIMSW everyday, provided a 2 hour notice is given for the purpose of properly putting her dentures in.
3) BLISSFULL will honour and obey as well as clean and cook everyday!
4) BLISSFULL will iron all of her husbands clothes.
5) Any and all women must be first sampled by JOHN MADMAN HUNGLOW and only at his discretion will a threesome take place.
6)BLISSFULL will guard the special room with her life and only allow women in. She will stop any man at all cost from entering, be him a hairy ape, a digital editing picture crazy man, a hugging maniac, a fake priest in sheep's clothing etc.......

SIGN HERE __________________________________________- and make it snappy!!

Again Madman, you will need to include the witness' name and his/signature. Without it, this contract is invalid.

 

[-b]

SG I have already started....Did you read the pernup.....the wedding is off.....That is it....
Not going to happen may as well tire me up and have sex with a man......:Crying/:
I am back being a Lesbian...just like a man everything his way...I am going on a vacation......

 

[-b]

You should make this same agreement with the Madman bride!

I do not find this funny......
Actually it upset me....
So maybe just maybe you did not mean it the way I took it ....
But I still feel there is an underlining joke that is not nice to me....
So this is my last post for awhile......Have a nice summer all

 

[Transient]

For clarification, I was referring to the picture I posted of Madman in the bride's dress as "the Madman bride". This is what papasmerf was referencing in his post about stopping drinking if he continued seeing these things.

It was in no way meant as a slight toward you.

 

[Madman]

Again Madman, you will need to include the witness' name and his/signature. Without it, this contract is invalid.

The witness is there, BELOW but he/she would like to remain anonymous! Now are you going to be in the bridal party?

 

[Madman]

SG I have already started....Did you read the pernup.....the wedding is off.....That is it....
Not going to happen may as well tire me up and have sex with a man......:Crying/:
I am back being a Lesbian...just like a man everything his way...I am going on a vacation......

OK, DON'T LEAVE ME, WE CAN TAKE THE SWALLOWING OUT!!raying:

 

[Madman]

I do not find this funny......
Actually it upset me....
So maybe just maybe you did not mean it the way I took it ....
But I still feel there is an underlining joke that is not nice to me....
So this is my last post for awhile......Have a nice summer all

OH BOY, women get so crazy when trying to plan a wedding.

Tranny was referring to me that is why I've taken a contract out on him BUT I HIRED A HIRED A BUMBLING HIT MAN!!

This bumbling hit man\best man thinks a stake out is when he pulls out the barbecue and cooks steaks!!

DAMMIT it's so hard to find good help!!

 

[thesun]

That's why I avoid weddings like a plague.

 

[-b]

For clarification, I was referring to the picture I posted of Madman in the bride's dress as "the Madman bride". This is what papasmerf was referencing in his post about stopping drinking if he continued seeing these things.

It was in no way meant as a slight toward you.

I am sorry Tran.....I am just being overly sensitive Bitch of a Lesbian due to the fact MM is not writing the
prenup the way I think he should.........I am sorry.......Sorry....:Still-friends:BigKiss:Rose:

I quite sucking Cock.... MM....go to an escort...I have no problem with that...
No anal....escort for that......I have my own 3somes.....I have a few more......DEMANDS...:biggrin2:

 

[Guido]

OH BOY, women get so crazy when trying to plan a wedding.

Tranny was referring to me that is why I've taken a contract out on him BUT I HIRED A HIRED A BUMBLING HIT MAN!!

This bumbling hit man\best man thinks a stake out is when he pulls out the barbecue and cooks steaks!!

DAMMIT it's so hard to find good help!!

You ungrateful Son of a @^&%! I had to buy my own meat and you sent me off with an empty propane tank you cheap Irish bastid!

 

[Robintheboywonder]

I'll attend the wedding if I'm invited but I'm wearing my mask!

 

[Transient]

Which mask?

 

[peace]

oh no batman will be furious!

 

[peace]

The witness is there, BELOW but he/she would like to remain anonymous! Now are you going to be in the bridal party?

If its not there, the contract remains invalid. good luck with the wedding though. BUMMMPPPPPP