MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Jesus Quintana]

Maybe the two of you would prefer pink SG?

I see that Guido visits the girls at "Jersey Couture".

 

[Transient]

Ah, yes the enlarged text is sooooo subtle!

 

[Jesus Quintana]

​2891 posts!

 

[HOF]

​2891 posts!

:good:

 

[SillyGirl]

Can I borrow one of your bras please?

You might as well, I rarely wear them. Do you prefer cotton or lace?

 

[Madman]

You might as well, I rarely wear them. Do you prefer cotton or lace?

I'll take the cotton one, lace tends to give me a rash.

Hey, Sillyg, you can stay but your friend Hof has to go and his pals who like playing with one another's posts!

Tell them they could come back on the wedding day. Now where's my toothless fiancée? Dammit, where's the nearest lesbian bar, the laundry piling up again!!

 

[Guido]

I will admit I look very good in the pink one. Transient, I have a package for you, I just need your address buddy.:-Cool/"

MM, I better not find out you have a box of Kleenex by your side as you go through this thread!:grrrrrr:

 

[Transient]

​2891 posts!

 

[Transient]

I will admit I look very good in the pink one. Transient, I have a package for you, I just need your address buddy.:-Cool/"

Really, a gift, for me? Thanks.
Well my full name is Charles Irving Abrahams. But you can just use my initials and it will find me at :
Office of Public Affairs
Washington D.C. 20505

I look forward to receiving your gracious gift! :biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

Really, a gift, for me? Thanks.
Well my full name is Charles Irving Abrahams. But you can just use my initials and it will find me at :
Office of Public Affairs
Washington D.C. 20505

I look forward to receiving your gracious gift! :biggrin2:

I'm the groom dammit, where's my gift or in Guido's case where's my busta?

 

[-b]

I'm the groom dammit, where's my gift or in Guido's case where's my busta?

Tell all your Men Friends to Leave Now.......

This was not funny to wake up too......Damn it.....
Tell Guido he can be one of the Brides Maid.....Tran....Robin.....CMC...too
SillyGirl is my Maid of Honor, Artmann can give me away....

I want JQ to do the Ceremony because Cardinal will be to distracted with
Pole Dancers......There will be Massages for all.....Escorts are all welcome...
Only in your finest Lingerie ......Colours are Black, White, or Red......

HOF is your Best Man, with Anto, Masion.....MelonBalls too.....Analme can be an Usher...no
Feeling the woman has you escort them......All have to behave because Brent will be watch
and making sure.....Only at the Party after can you go wild.....

Also I want an Prenup, it better be good one or else I will write it and you WILL sign it.....
Any Questions, No, Good......Now go make me tea...I have others to add to the list....

 

[Transient]

You know it's bad luck for the groom to see you before the ceremony! :shout:

 

[Jerkthis]

Yuk, what an ugly bride! -10/10:biggrin2:

 

[peace]

:no:

 

[HOF]

You know it's bad luck for the groom to see you before the ceremony! :shout:

Wow, just wow!

What has been seen cannot be unseen!

 

[Madman]

TRANNY WTF ARE YOU THINKING?

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?

That is the ugliest wedding dress I've ever seen!

 

[papasmerf]

You know it's bad luck for the groom to see you before the ceremony! :shout:

Seeing thingslike this makes me want to stop drinking

 

[Madman]

Seeing thingslike this makes me want to stop drinking

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU RETURN YOU BLUE BALLED OLD BASTARD!!

We need you to give the bride away. Blissful will be so happy!! Now I need to prepare the pre-nup!

 

[papasmerf]

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU RETURN YOU BLUE BALLED OLD BASTARD!!

We need you to give the bride away. Blissful will be so happy!! Now I need to prepare the pre-nup!

GIVE THE BRIDE AWAY:SayWhat?:

HmmmmmmI say AUCTION the bride away

 

[Madman]

John Madman Hunglow and Blissful Lesontheloose

John Madman Hunglow and Blissful Lesontheloose

Blissful I need you to sign this please!!


THIS AGREEMENT MADE IN TRIPLICATE THIS 20th day of July, 2012

BETWEEN:

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[TR]
[TD]JOHN MADMAN HUNGLOW[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]of the City of Toronto
in the Province of Ontario[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]
- AND -[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]BLISSFUL LESONTHELOOSE[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]of the City of Toronto
in the Province of Ontario[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT
BACKGROUND

1. This Prenuptial Agreement is made between JOHN MADMAN HUNGLOW (hereinafter called “John”) and BLISSFUL LESONTHELOOSE (hereinafter called “Sally”) who are contemplating marriage each to the other;
2. The parties intend for this Agreement to become effective upon their marriage pursuant to the laws of the State of California, including any Uniform Premarital Agreement Act, or other applicable laws, adopted by the State of California;
3. The parties wish to enter into this agreement to provide for the status, ownership, and division of property between them, including future property owned or to be acquired by either or both of them;
4. The parties further wish to affix their respective rights and liabilities that may result from this relationship;
5. The parties recognize the possibility of unhappy differences that may arise between them. Accordingly, the parties desire that the distribution of any property that either or both of them may own will be governed by the terms of this Agreement and, insofar as the statutory or case law permits, intend that any statutes that may apply to them, either by virtue of Federal or State legislation, will not apply to them;
6. Each party has had the opportunity to retain their own lawyer and receive independent legal advice regarding the terms of this Agreement;
7. The parties have exchanged financial statements providing full and complete disclosure of substantially all of the assets and liabilities property now owned or owing by each of them and voluntarily and expressly waive any other rights to disclosure of the property or financial obligations of each other beyond the disclosure provided;
8. The parties acknowledge that they have been provided with at least seven days to review this Agreement and obtain legal advice before signing;
9. Each party agrees and affirms the following:
   1. THAT the parties did execute the Agreement voluntarily;
   2. THAT this Agreement was not unconscionable when it was executed;
   3. THAT both parties were provided prior to execution of the Agreement a fair and reasonable disclosure of the property or financial obligations of the other party; and
   4. THAT he or she did have, or reasonably could have had, an adequate knowledge of the property or financial obligations of the other party.

NOW THEREFORE in consideration of the upcoming marriage, and in consideration of the mutual promises and covenants contained in this Agreement, the parties agree as follows:

1) What is HIS shall remain as HIS what is HERS will now become HIS!!!
2) BLISSFULL will provide at at least one BBBJCIMSW everyday, provided a 2 hour notice is given for the purpose of properly putting her dentures in.
3) BLISSFULL will honour and obey as well as clean and cook everyday!
4) BLISSFULL will iron all of her husbands clothes.
5) Any and all women must be first sampled by JOHN MADMAN HUNGLOW and only at his discretion will a threesome take place.
6)BLISSFULL will guard the special room with her life and only allow women in. She will stop any man at all cost from entering, be him a hairy ape, a digital editing picture crazy man, a hugging maniac, a fake priest in sheep's clothing etc.......

SIGN HERE __________________________________________- and make it snappy!!