MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

I hope you carry a barf bag with you!

OH man, Bliss did you invite Melonballs? You know we need 2 fucking seats for him because of his saggy balls? COME ON THINK WOMAN!!

 

[Madman]

I'm throwing up....

Great, just fucking great-THE PRIEST IS SICK!

Why, did you attempt to exorcise Honeybee? Tell me you didn't make her head spin around, she get's all mixed up and can't represent me properly for weeks!!!!

This wedding is turning into a mess!

Blissful get me the Advil, HURRY!!!

 

[Madman]

I m throwing blueberries instead of rice....just healthier..

Damn Peace, you're such a prima donna! Blissful is wearing a white dress and you're throwing blueberries? HAVE YOU GONE MAD?

 

[Madman]

*Dan throws rice in the air and hits Madman in the eye*

Reverse, please take out Dan! Thank you!

 

[peace]

:great: but no guns please

 

[Madman]

:great: but no guns please

How about a rocket launcher, maybe a grenade or I GOT IT, how about a sling shot.

 

[Madman]

I feel like doing something, what should I do?

I'm bored and I'm horny, what should I do?

My left testicle is itchy, what should I do?

 

[Transient]

 

[Dan]

Transient, omg. Why did I look in here!:SayWhat?:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I threw up a bit in my mouth.....

 

[Transient]

What??? It's to take Madman's focus off his itchy testicle!!!

 

[-b]

OMG....Tran....Get Out....:slap:

It scared the crap out of me.......

Madman....where the Hell are you and Reverse.....Reverse take care of Tran Please.....

 

[-b]

Madman....Sweet.....Honey.....Would you please trim, your Balls....Linda
is complaining of hair and pieces of toilet paper......:blush2:

SG wants her Boots still....

 

[Madman]

That's it Tranny. I'm not taking it anymore. Blissful get my broom handle out and dip it in Tabasco sauce, I'm going after Tranny this time!!:aggressive2:

I might as well keep scratching my left nut while I'm waiting for Blissful to drag her ass to the broom closet, HURRY WOMAN before he locks himself in the closet again@@!!

 

[Madman]

I threw up a bit in my mouth.....

That's what happens when one swallow too much thick white creamy substances! You need to slow down besides nobody like a slurpy priest!

 

[Madman]

Madman....Sweet.....Honey.....Would you please trim, your Balls....Linda
is complaining of hair and pieces of toilet paper......:blush2:

SG wants her Boots still....

Wtf is wrong with you woman? I'm marrying you so I have someone to shave and trim my balls and wax my ass! We're not even married yet and you're getting lazy. I bet you've preorder your fuzzy blue slippers and bon bons! What's next, no more gum jobs because you've had a busy day??

You better shape up or I'm shipping you out.

HoneyBee have you witnessed the prenup yet?

Blissful, have you seen Tranny? Digital spoofing slut is hiding!!

Oh Tranny, where are you? Come out and play, I have something for you!!

 

[Madman]

Transient, omg. Why did I look in here!:SayWhat?:

because you're a nosy little man!

 

[Guido]

Transient, why brother WHY??

 

[-b]

One of the Meals on the Menu for the wedding is Horse Penis

 

[Dan]

One of the Meals on the Menu for the wedding is Horse Penis

First dark pictures now horse cock! Blissful, you're going to be a wreck ball tomorrow in court!:biggrin2: