MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

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Madman's off-spring!​

 

[Madman]

HELLO AND EVERYONE WELCOME

HELLO AND EVERYONE WELCOME

Today and today only!
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MADMAN'S OPEN HOUSE AND EVERYBODIES WELCOME!

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[Transient]

eh...pass...

 

[Madman]

Come in, come in!

Yes you with the blue hat and long beard, make yourself at home!

You too with the curled thin moustache please come in and have a slice of my home made apple pie!

You too just throw this robe on, the speedo is inappropriate!!

You too, put down the duster and dirty clothes and enjoy the party!

You with the tuna wrap and asparagus between your teeth, here enjoy some McDS fresh (not likely) coffee!

Hey, welcome, come out of the closet and relax and mingle!

Hold on excuse me, I have to go untangle someone from the tree and bring him in. He likes hugging trees!

Now all you folks make yourselves at home. Many more are expected. Thank God I infused lots of apple pies!!

 

[Madman]

Ahhhh, welcome just don't try to steal my car!

Oh, welcome. I love your blonde hair and you look ravishing but you really need to stop covering your crotch!

Oh, look who's here and you brought your tools and deer meat! Come in!

OH, I'm glad you came but we need to talk about my invasion of privacy lawsuit, you can leave the cabbage rolls next to the applie pie and go take a seat next to the gentleman with the hammer!

I think I need to go get more sheep. Still so many more coming!!!

 

[Madman]

Oh la la, look everybody who just walked in looking so fine. She loves fruitcake and everyone know her GF loves reciting dirty poems!!

OH thanks for coming. I love your shoes, sorry about the boots and your ass is not as big in person!

oh, I'll be right back. I think something's burning in the oven!!

 

[Madman]

eh...pass...

Stop trying to bake cookies and try being a little more social. We have lots of company in the other room NOW GET YOUR SMELLY ass out there!

 

[Madman]

Hello, I'm back and I hear the door bell!!

 

[Madman]

Hey wow, I'm honoured. Just leave your sombrero in the closet and no you can't bring your scooter inside! Excuse me I see a lovely vision!

Well well, look who's here! You do look like a playful Seraph (whatever that is), here let me take your high heels for you!

Welcome, I'm glad you showed up! Did you park your black trans-am in the back or the front of the house?

Ahhh, the pizza delivery is here, LET's all GET NAKED AND ANSWER THE DOOR TOGETHER!!

 

[Transient]

Ok, if you want people to stop you have to offer them something.
If you want Guido to stop by, put out a plate of cannolis...hmmm, maybe a plate won't be enough.

 

[Transient]

peace is easy to get to stop just have this lady greeting at the door.

 

[Transient]

A female of any caliber will get a 1 player to stop in for a visit.

 

[Madman]

OH shit it wasn't the pizza guy, it's our favourite ass sniffing little lady! Welcome! Everyone put your clothes back on false alarm. NO seriously most of you really put them back on QUICK!

 

[Transient]

Have these ladies on call and Blissful will surely drop on in.

 

[Madman]

That a boy Tranny, now you're getting into the spirit!arty:

Just do me a favour and keep an eye on my valuables and my high cut black fuck boots!!

Don't let her go upstairs under any circumstance!

 

[Transient]

If you want Bridgette to visit ( :rofl!: i'm a poet...), you need to offer...

 

[Madman]

Perfect and they are easy to infuse just like my APPLEPIE!!

 

[Transient]

 

[Madman]

Tranny, go get the door. I see a guy with horns and a camel and I don't recognize him. Be careful!!

Welcome him in BUT THE CAMEL goes in the back yard!

 

[peace]

peace is easy to get to stop just have this lady greeting at the door.

Very true. Well done transient. :good: