MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Transient]

I know you want Reverse to hang around but I think the TP you put out is a little extreme.

 

[Madman]

Ahhhh, look who just walked in. Mr. Single who works too hard! We're honoured and you can sit next to the toothless one!

and who do we have here with the chicken legs, tights and mask? Glad you could make it Peace will be so excited!!

It's about time you come but really did you really need to bring your dumb bells and you nutritional guides, it's a party FFS have some apple pie!

 

[Transient]

Tranny, go get the door. I see a guy with horns and a camel and I don't recognize him. Be careful!!

Welcome him in BUT THE CAMEL goes in the back yard!

It's just Fang messing around.

 

[Madman]

I have a special treat for all of you. I have arranged to have Donald come for us all the way from Britain.

Ladies and Gentleman please give it up for Donald!

 

[Madman]

Finally the man and all his Altar boy groupies makes an appearance! Hurry grab a seat, Donalds about to sing!

 

[Madman]

Tranny we need more chairs and more Cannoli! Just leave a fresh batch in the bathroom and I'll get them ready!!

 

[Madman]

Hold on doorbell....

Well look who came in together. Our favourite HUBGFE photographers, now don't you two make a lovely couple!! Wow, are they real?

Hey, welcome and you brought little tiny wee Dickhead, WELCOME!! Stay away from the cute blonde!

Now this party is going to get started our fearless leader has arrived. Don't worry Batman's not invited, you're safe here but remember this is my house, you are NOT the admin here!

 

[Transient]

If you want Fang to stick around, best put on some music and get Amy dancing.

 

[Transient]

You know you are gonna havta give these up if you want SillyGirl to show?

 

[Madman]

I need more paper plates and cups.

Honeybee, be a doll and see what you can find laying around the bottom of the Gardner, thanks!

 

[Madman]

Tranny keep the music playing and Amy dancing while I get more Kleenex, I don't want to make a mess!

HIDE THE BOOTS DAMMIT! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!

 

[Madman]

Hey, look who's here and you all three came together

Listen, the sheep are off limits plus they are not into Blackrams and I'm glad you took the time off from visiting restaurants and shaving your curly's to attend!

Tell your friend to stop licking the air, the gravity will bring the bird poop down no matter what!

 

[Madman]

Ok, I'm tired. This party stuff is exhausting. Tranny if anyone else comes to the door let them in. Make sure they eat a slice of pie and cannoli, the protein is good for them! If they complain about the sea-weed taste tell them I bought them in New York!

 

[Transient]

Go into your special closet, but on some fancy duds and get back here to host your party.

 

[Madman]

Go into your special closet, but on some fancy duds and get back here to host your party.

You're right OK, I'm back BUT I'M NOT WEARING THE RED AND WHITE SHOES!!!

 

[Transient]

Get that bacon on the stove if you want the blue guy to hang around.

 

[Madman]

There's the door bell again and we have to new visitors to the open house.

and he's brought 5 million dollars with him, NICE!

Sir, why do you have so many Romance novels with you?

It's ok, you 2 help yourself to some pastries and careful, don't trip over Peace and Papa rolling around on the floor!

 

[Madman]

He's having fun with Peace, he's not going anywhere and the oil is popping and the ladies are putting their clothes back on!

TRANNY YOU'RE MESSING IT UP AGAIN@!!!!

 

[Madman]

Tranny, come to the door. I have someone here with his head down wearing socks with toes complaining he doesn't want a vacation. You know this guy?:sure:

 

[Madman]

4784 posts. I'm taking bets for the next party game.

How long to do you think it would take me to catch up to Hof's post count? Over under wins and trump is putting up the 5 million dollars!!:clapping2:arty:arty: