MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

What with everyone having erect nipples this morning! Bliss get my ruler out I have to measure who has the longest nipples and if it's Sheik I'm putting this thread up for SALE!!!!:no:

 

[Madman]

Melanie is that you!!!Making up

 

[Madman]

does look like we have a cold sanp

and I am off to an even colder part of the state for a few weeks

Damn Americans, we have cold snaps and Yankees get to have cold sanps! It's not fair, it's just not fair!

 

[Madman]

NO TO MARTY NO TO MARTY

NO TO MARTY NO TO MARTY

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ARGOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Madman]

Marty should only be let in if we could stamp a big GO ARGOS on his backside! :YMPARTY:

 

[Madman]

TAIL GATE PARTY AT GUIDO'S HOUSE!!!!

 

[Transient]

Damn Americans, we have cold snaps and Yankees get to have cold sanps! It's not fair, it's just not fair!

Canadian cold snap.

Yankee cold sanps.

 

[BuzzSaw]

I'd love to cuddle up with an American cold sanp!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

TAIL GATE PARTY AT GUIDO'S HOUSE!!!!

I'll bring the country music!!

 

[Transient]

Naw, that's OK, just bring the veggie platter. :biggrin2:

 

[Bridgette_xo]

I don't want to do anymore homework

Who wants to do it for me?

 

[papasmerf]

I don't want to do anymore homework

Who wants to do it for me?

I will do your homework for you if you promise to stop using country and music in the same sentence.

 

[Transient]

I don't want to do anymore homework

Who wants to do it for me?

Depends. What's the subject and how lousy of a grade are you willing to accept?

 

[papasmerf]

Depends. What's the subject?

I believe it is the Rise and Fall of Modern man and how it relates to the 19th Amendment of the US Constitution.

 

[Madman]

Stop it we have bigger fish to fry. We need to have a big party to celebrate the Argo's grey cup win!

Blissful, get the tables out and start cooking! Papa, get in the kitchen and everyone pitch in to keep GUIDO OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!

Bridgette put down the books and get dressed. We need help!

Somebody stay with Hof. He's depressed and keeps dunking his head in the toilet! Peace watch him and rub his tummy for him only the way you can to cheer him up!

TOronto is on the map again, last night it was the Argos, next year it with be the Leafs! Nothing is stopping us NOW!!!!!! :YMPARTY:

 

[Art Mann]

Don't care if you put down the books, Bridgette, but ignore the part where Madman says "get dressed."

 

[Madman]

Don't care if you put down the books, Bridgette, but ignore the part where Madman says "get dressed."

Art, finally some hands on deck. Help Blissful get Honeybee out of bed. She got drunk and smoked some bad shit last night. Just careful, she's a feisty one when being harassed out of bed and for God's sake don't attempt to have a threesome with the ladies you one tracked mind fu manchu moostash wearing pervert!

 

[Art Mann]

Hey, I'm all in favor of a threesome with the ladies .... or a foursome or a moresome. Sure don't mind being the only guy in a roomful of beautiful women.

 

[peace]

Welcome to the club! :biggrin2:

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Don't care if you put down the books, Bridgette, but ignore the part where Madman says "get dressed."

See...that's why I have to cover the goods. You boys are pervs!