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My six-times-a-day sex with 52st woman.

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WEIGHING a gut-busting 52st, Pauline Potter had given up hope that she would ever find love.

After getting divorced three years ago, she gorged away and gained a whopping 20st.

Pauline, 47, became so fat that she was unable to move. Her son Dillon, 19 — who is four stone overweight himself at 18st — became her carer, doing everything from cooking meals to bathing his mum.

But when she won the Guinness World Record as the heaviest woman on the planet earlier this year, ex-husband Alex could not resist her and they have rekindled their romance.

Alex, 46, just 10st, said: "She can't walk, dress herself or even go to the toilet on her own — but I'm desperate to be her lover and caretaker again.

"Plus I miss our sex life. Pauline could be 70st and we'd still have sex every single day because it's that good.

"It was the biggest mistake of my life letting Pauline go and it's taken her gaining weight and becoming the world's heaviest woman to realise how much I still love her."
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He is certainly not disappointed in the bedroom. He added: "Despite what some may think, Pauline is great in bed. She's better than any other woman I've ever slept with.

"Within the first day of being back together we had sex six times in 24 hours.

"Even though one of Pauline's legs weighs more than I do, we're able to position her body to make sex enjoyable for both of us.

"It's really dangerous for us to have sex because at any moment the bed could collapse and one or both of us could be seriously injured or even killed from the impact."

Pauline, who admits Alex does most of the work in the bedroom, said: "It also helps that I did gymnastics until I was 12 so I'm very limber."

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I just lost my dinner! She can't bathe herself, cannot go to the bathroom herself but she is great in bed, oooops there goes the coffee:sorry:
 
So, do you think it's only the vagina he goes for, or just any sweaty fold that's available?
 
JBelushi said:
So, do you think it's only the vagina he goes for, or just any sweaty fold that's available?

lol you nailed it......

I can see it now, he's behind her panting "oh baby, that's it, oh baby...oh oh oh....."

Umm honey? That's my knee.......
 
tboy said:
lol you nailed it......

I can see it now, he's behind her panting "oh baby, that's it, oh baby...oh oh oh....."

Umm honey? That's my knee.......

The Knee?. Christ it could be any flap on her.
 
She's 728 pounds.

The ex, now new is 140 pounds.

Her son is 252 pounds.

I know most of you will slam this woman, but I just think of the health issues and how she can/will impact the health care system. She needs help and support; it's really just sad.
 
HOF said:
She's 728 pounds.

The ex, now new is 140 pounds.

Her son is 252 pounds.

I know most of you will slam this woman, but I just think of the health issues and how she can/will impact the health care system. She needs help and support; it's really just sad.

Man you really wear your heart up your sleeve.
 
Bubba said:
Man you really wear your head up your ass.

There, I fixed your post for you!

Support? Holy crap, she needs a steel girder system under her fricken bed. Her condition is 100% voluntary, she did it to herself and her son and new exhusband is just enabling her to continue on her self destructive path. If they didn't feed/wipe/bathe her she wouldn't be able to get to the fridge therefore would lose weight.

I bet Hoffman also supports family providing crack and meth to drug addicts......and probably sits outside an AA meeting giving out free cases of whiskey......
 
Well if the little dog goes missing, at least they'll know where to look. :biggrin:
 
HOF said:
She's 728 pounds.

The ex, now new is 140 pounds.

Her son is 252 pounds.

I know most of you will slam this woman, but I just think of the health issues and how she can/will impact the health care system. She needs help and support; it's really just sad.

I agree with you she needs help.......not funny sad.......
 
a 1 player said:
How can one be good in bed if they are incapable of moving?

Husbands all over the world have been asking that question for centuries.
 
a 1 player said:
How can one be good in bed if they are incapable of moving?

I guess if you only have your hand, ANYTHING is "good in bed" lol......
 
Okay, not joking or poking fun here. There are some of us who like larger women, but there is a limit. I honest to god can't understand how ANYONE could be considered good in bed if they can't be an active participant. I'm not saying one must be able to do the splits, but if you can't even roll over...
 
a 1 player said:
Okay, not joking or poking fun here. There are some of us who like larger women, but there is a limit. I honest to god can't understand how ANYONE could be considered good in bed if they can't be an active participant. I'm not saying one must be able to do the splits, but if you can't even roll over...

Maybe there's enough fat jiggle to provide the sensation that she's moving?

Aside from the movement issue, um, I would think there would be hygiene issues no matter how hard her son tries to keep her clean. Ugh I feel repulsed after typing that, what a fucked-up household that must be.
 
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