MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Guido]

very strange....

It is strange how everyone keeps track of time in this thread!

Oh it's 10:35:biggrin2:

 

[SillyGirl]

Why thank you! You should have said something to me. I stopped at the grocery store to pick up some eggs and milk before heading back home. I was in your fair state on a mission for a new pair of boots, the heels on mine are wearing down.

haha! Bonus points cuz it did happen in front of the eggs. So, um, what was that amazing cologne?

I'm still thinking about it, and it has me totally turned on. :wink2:

 

[HOF]

HOF, let's get something straight RIGHT NOW.

When you are at your house and the Jehovah Witness knocks at your front door, you go right ahead and invite him in BUT when you are in my house, YOU DON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!:grrrrrr:

True story, May 2011, there was a knock at my door. A older gentleman and a young woman (very attractive-not gorgeous). He starts with have you heard the word of God. I said did you not see the sign (no agents, peddlers, etc). He says, "We're none of those, we are spreading the word of God for the Church of Latter day saints!" Okay, you opened the door for my tirade! I stepped out of my home onto the porch and I said, "You want to talk about GOD, let me tell you about GOD! There is no GOD and if there were, my parents would not have suffered with illness and died horrible deaths, there would no wars! I looked towards the young woman with a smile and said, "If there were a God, that young woman would be in my bed right now!"

Dumb-founded, they walked away rather quickly! Guess what, haven't had a bible-thumping fucktard knock on my door since!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Merry Christmas Eve everyone

 

[papasmerf]

Merry Christmas Eve everyone

Back at ya Bridgette

 

[HOF]

21:27

Volunteers staff the NORAD station and take calls for a 24-hour shift at 877-HI-NORAD (877-446-6723), telling callers when Santa is expected at their house.

 

[HOF]

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[HOF]

December 25, 2012

00:00​

 

[HOF]

Look what BOSCO did!

FYI, if you noticed the dude beatin' the beef first, you are gay!
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[Analme]

I want Snow.....

Guido get inside or Nona will be angry with you.....

Funny shit!:biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

very strange....

Watch what you say about Blissful, she bites! You can insult my body guards (hof&Guido) who suck at guarding and eat me out of house and home,
you can insult my boarder (Tranny) who outs me every chance he gets but STAY AWAY from my short, old, white bearded chef!! Blissful and Papasmerf are off limits to your insults because I need my maid and chef!!

 

[Madman]

haha! Bonus points cuz it did happen in front of the eggs. So, um, what was that amazing cologne?

I'm still thinking about it, and it has me totally turned on. :wink2:

I was wearing Calvin Klein Eternity. :wink2:

 

[Madman]

Where have you been.....
Here take Bridgette to dinner....on Madman....if you want to ask any other women
go ahead....here is Madman's Credit Card.....

Just take all the cards....Have fun it is Christmas.....He will not mined one bit...:biggrin2:

WTF

you're making my eye twitch in anger!!

 

[Madman]

Boxing Day Sales in Bumper Thread Store!

1) SillyG's worn undies for sale-. Blissful STOP sniffing them and get them in here!!

Special price for HUBGFE members -$1.99

2)My chefs services for a day. He trimmed his beard and you must enjoy bacon. MOFO always sneaks in bacon into all his dishes.

Special price for HUBGFE members -$10.00 (you supply your own food, WTF I'm not a charity God Dammit!)


3)Guido's brass knuckles. The bastard can't fit his fingers in them anymore because he was using the beer opener more than protecting me!!


Special price for HUBGFE members -$5.00


4) Hof's balloon dildo which was used during the HUBGFE Christmas party.

Special HUBGFE price- I WILL PAY YOU $100.00 to get this thing out of here, it's stinking the joint up, I don't know what he's been doing with it!! Peace stop playing with it and get it on the stand!!

I also have a digital camera to sell but I have to drill through the lock to get into the closet and I might be selling a pair of black high cut boots, I'm not sure yet about the boots.:Crying/: I've grown fond of them!

 

[SillyGirl]

Hey! Why would my panties be the cheapest thing in the store???

Could it be that everyone knows they are fakes? No way my ass fits in those tiny little things! :Crying2:

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Hey! Why would my panties be the cheapest thing in the store???

Could it be that everyone knows they are fakes? No way my ass fits in those tiny little things! :Crying2:

Sex is the best way to work off a turkey butt! :wink2:

 

[SillyGirl]

Sex is the best way to work off a turkey butt! :wink2:

No wonder my vibrator is getting so skinny! :LMAO:

 

[-b]

WTF

you're making my eye twitch in anger!!

Madman is that the only thing twitching....

 

[-b]

I only sniffs....

or these ladies..

 

[HOF]

Did anyone else notice a thread missing from the lobby?