Made with Love

MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

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SG I love it when a lady compliments me and yeah I assume she is hitting on me.
 
So I just got home from the grocery store. It was crowded, of course, and at one point I accidentally stepped in front of a guy. I said sorry, he said no problem, we both laughed, and he walked by. And as he passed by me I was blown away by how great he smelled. I wanted to say, omg you smell great, what is that cologne? But then thought he might think me insane, so I didn't say anything.

So my question is, if a woman you didn't know told you how great you smell and asked what was your cologne, would you think she was crazy? or hitting on you?

Damn, he smelled so goooooooood!!!!

Why thank you! You should have said something to me. I stopped at the grocery store to pick up some eggs and milk before heading back home. I was in your fair state on a mission for a new pair of boots, the heels on mine are wearing down.
 
Blissful, stop messing around with PAPA, he needs to start cooking.

Hand him a rolling pin and a frying pan, HURRY woman!!

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and get rid of his little friend or he'll never finish cooking

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HOF said:
Hey Bazerko did you read that!

HOF, let's get something straight RIGHT NOW.

When you are at your house and the Jehovah Witness knocks at your front door, you go right ahead and invite him in BUT when you are in my house, YOU DON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!:grrrrrr:
 
now I've had enough, EVERYONE OUT!!!

Santa is on his way and I don't need any of you trespasser to eat his cookies and drink the milk I've left out!

GET OUT
 
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