MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Bridgette_xo]

HAHAHAHA, priceless! Now what's for breakfast I don't smell anything and my coffee tastes like TAR!!!!

He burnt the bacon too.

 

[papasmerf]

HAHAHAHA, priceless! Now what's for breakfast I don't smell anything and my coffee tastes like TAR!!!!

I am having ham, bacon on white with Munster

 

[papasmerf]

someone just suggested I make bacon wrapped dates

I will never make that mistake again

 

[Casa_Nova]

Are you talking about this?



or this?

 

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Bump...

“We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails.” - Dolly Parton

“We must become the change we want to see.” - Mahatma Gandhi

 

[thesun]

-Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

Now that's hilarious!:YMAPPLAUSE:

 

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[papasmerf]

 

[Cardinal Fang]

WTF!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

WTF!

Fangy! Don't get your panties in a knot.

 

[Transient]

Thanks Bridgette for the photo idea! raying:

 

[Bridgette_xo]

I can't wait to see this one! Better not be my panties though!

 

[Casa_Nova]

 

[Guido]

I can't wait to see this one! Better not be my panties though!

I still have the pair I snatched during my visit! Mmmmm, I keep them under my pillow!

 

[Transient]

[MP3]https://www.fileden.com/files/2012/3/10/3276492/bazinga.mp3[/MP3] !

 

[Robintheboywonder]

[MP3]https://www.fileden.com/files/2012/3/10/3276492/bazinga.mp3[/MP3] !

:LMAOraise-Bowing

 

[Casa_Nova]

I still have the pair I snatched during my visit! Mmmmm, I keep them under my pillow!

?!? No Fair!

 

[Robintheboywonder]

?!? No Fair!

You want a pair of mine?

 

[Casa_Nova]

Nah, more of a batman fan...sorry :biggrin2:

 

[Transient]

Casa-Nova, didn't you know?