MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[peace]

Peace is sleeping with me

OOOhhhh when!

ps Papasmerf....dont be so bitter. :biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

Of course that guy is taking a picture!

She looked better with her face not in the picture.

 

[HOF]

Their fathers must proud!

Tyler's dad should be that his boy got his hood waxed by them!

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[HOF]

This reminds of the evening I spent with Amanda (retired); Becky (@ select) and Sophia of Mirage!

All three ladies were with Mirage at the time.

A blonde, brunette & redhead.

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[Bridgette_xo]

Their fathers must proud!

Tyler's dad should be that his boy got his hood waxed by them!

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Thats hilarious!!!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

OOOhhhh when!

ps Papasmerf....dont be so bitter. :biggrin2:

He's just jealous

 

[Guido]

Hey Bridg,

Is this what Guido really ​

Now this is taking too far. My dick is not that small and I have much nicer feet you bastid!!

 

[Guido]

OH NO, I think my sauce is burning, shit!!!!!!!!

 

[HOF]

Now this is taking too far. My dick is not that small and I have much nicer feet you bastid!!

Well you are Italian mini-sizzler!

 

[papasmerf]

OH NO, I think my sauce is burning, shit!!!!!!!!

quit squirting it on the fire then bragging

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Now this is taking too far. My dick is not that small and I have much nicer feet you bastid!!

And you don't have those side burns!

 

[Casa_Nova]

Are they more like this?

 

[Bridgette_xo]

More unibrow.

 

[Casa_Nova]

Ah, like this then...

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Ah, like this then...

You even got the teeth right too!

 

[HOF]

:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:

 

[HOF]

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[papasmerf]

-Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

 

[Madman]

-Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

HAHAHAHA, priceless! Now what's for breakfast I don't smell anything and my coffee tastes like TAR!!!!

 

[Madman]

GUIDO why are you still hanging around with your balls touching everything, GET OUT!!!