MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Robintheboywonder]

Happy Birthday Crusty, here I brought you a gift.

 

[HOF]

Batman put his hand all over your puppet!

 

[Transient]

Does that mean his hand was...I mean...how did he make you talk???

 

[Casa_Nova]

Robin, I found another picture of you and the Bat again!

 

[Madman]

Robin, I found another picture of you and the Bat again!

Oh no, no no no no ROBIN you get your friend and GET OUT OF MY BEDROOOM!!!! BLISSFUL, clean my room HURRY!!!!

 

[Madman]

Happy Birthday Crusty, here I brought you a gift.

...but the hand puppet staysHmmmmmm I could do some interesting things with itHmmmmmm

 

[Madman]

Papa, I don't mind you bringing your friends over but Mr's Peepers has wore out his welcome. He was peeping on Bridgette and myself, I don't mind but I can't handle strange gurgling sounds coming from the closet. At least Tranny is quiet about it! Now tell your friend to leave and BRING ME MY BREAKFAST with a coffee with 2 milks no sugar please!

 

[papasmerf]

Papa, I don't mind you bringing your friends over but Mr's Peepers has wore out his welcome. He was peeping on Bridgette and myself, I don't mind but I can't handle strange gurgling sounds coming from the closet. At least Tranny is quiet about it! Now tell your friend to leave and BRING ME MY BREAKFAST with a coffee with 2 milks no sugar please!

Milk is an affront to the dark bitter tastes of coffee. Maybe you would like hot coco instead.

 

[Madman]

His been called far worse. Calling him a "fruit" would actually be music to his ears about now :biggrin2:

Hmmmmmm:SayWhat?:

I have a good mind to tell you to go coitus yourself but I'm too much of a gentleman for that instead I'm going to invite you for a coffee and a nice big helping of apple pie with infused vanilla cream, mmm mm so yummy you'll love it!!

 

[papasmerf]

Hmmmmmm:SayWhat?:

I have a good mind to tell you to go coitus yourself but I'm too much of a gentleman for that instead I'm going to invite you for a coffee and a nice big helping of apple pie with infused vanilla cream, mmm mm so yummy you'll love it!!

HEAR YE, HEAR YE,

BE IT KNOWN I DID NOT BAKE THESE PIES OR CONDONE WHAT HAS BEEN DONE TO THEM

 

[Madman]

Milk is an affront to the dark bitter tastes of coffee. Maybe you would like hot coco instead.

I WANT MILK IN MY COFFEE!!

LIKE THIS ONE!!!

 

[papasmerf]

I WANT MILK IN MY COFFEE!!

LIKE THIS ONE!!!

sorry but milk is no good for you Brigitte said I should use a soy substitute in your POSTUM, she also asked to cut back on your coffee too.

But the good news is your lima bean bacon and scrambled vegetable egg substitute is almost ready Would you like purified legume cheese like spread on that??

For lunch you will be having a grilled soy spam on 2 toasted slices of #3 cardboard.

 

[Madman]

HEAR YE, HEAR YE,

BE IT KNOWN I DID NOT BAKE THESE PIES OR CONDONE WHAT HAS BEEN DONE TO THEM

LIAR LIAR BLUE PANTS ON FIRE!!!!

Papa baked the fucking pies, I just infused them and call them sweet and salty apple pies!

 

[Madman]

sorry but milk is no good for you Brigitte said I should use a soy substitute in your POSTUM, she also asked to cut back on your coffee too.

But the good news is your lima bean bacon and scrambled vegetable egg substitute is almost ready Would you like purified legume cheese like spread on that??

For lunch you will be having a grilled soy spam on 2 toasted slices of #3 cardboard.

but but this will surely make my farts stink and Femme Fatale hates it when my farts stink. She complained in another thread about it. :blush2:

I'm worried because ipsnippit or whatever his name is is trying to move in on femme with his boiled egg smelling farts!:grrrrrr:

 

[papasmerf]

but but this will surely make my farts stink and Femme Fatale hates it when my farts stink. She complained in another thread about it. :blush2:

I thought she said Art Stinks but I could have read that wrong


Bridgette said the farts smell will only last until your colon is fully cleansed.

Guido has a guest spot open in NJ for his Tuesday colonic flush, if you are up for it.

 

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HEAR YE, HEAR YE,

BE IT KNOWN I DID NOT BAKE THESE PIES OR CONDONE WHAT HAS BEEN DONE TO THEM

Papa I heard you are running a Black Mart on Pies .....I was told Robin has bought a few...
Can I buy one to give to TINY.....Madman said that he loves your Pie...:wink2:

 

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Also What is a Pie Hole?

 

[papasmerf]

Papa I heard you are running a Black Mart on Pies .....I was told Robin has bought a few...
Can I buy one to give to TINY.....Madman said that he loves your Pie...:wink2:

Of course you can

 

[papasmerf]

Also What is a Pie Hole?

for most people it is their mouth but for MM it is his lover

 

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for most people it is their mouth but for MM it is his lover

Is this a pie MM loves...I has a hole...