MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[SillyGirl]

actually my security group recovered them, before she left the house.

The trouble is he neglected to pay us and when he did there was no money in the account.

Perhaps you can hold the boots hostage until he pays what he owes. He seems to really like them!

 

[papasmerf]

Perhaps you can hold the boots hostage until he pays what he owes. He seems to really like them!

that is one train of thought

but right now I am thinking of doing a little bit of cold stream fishing with them.

 

[HOF]

PAPA, CASA, GUIDO


MODS, OCEANUS and the rest of you BAN HOF GOD DAMMIT FUCK ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

SillyG, can I borrow your new boots. I lost mine and I need to calm down!

I'm in the union cannot be banned!:LMAO:

 

[SillyGirl]

that is one train of thought

but right now I am thinking of doing a little bit of cold stream fishing with them.

That's great! The smell of fish and stream-water will definitely be an improvement over the smell of Madfeet. :good:

 

[papasmerf]

That's great! The smell of fish and stream-water will definitely be an improvement over the smell of Madfeet. :good:

Let me see for MM's lunch today

 

[Madman]

actually my security group recovered them, before she left the house.

The trouble is he neglected to pay us and when he did there was no money in the account.

Papa, I'm good for it. This Friday is pay day and you will get paid with union dues deduction of course.

NOW GIVE ME MY BOOTS AND DON'T YOU DARE EVEN THINK ABOUT WEARING LET ALONE GET THEM WET!!!!

 

[Madman]

Absolutely not!! You will NEVER see my new boots.

and you did not "lose" the old ones, you gave them to Anneliese. :NoNoNo:

SillyG, Annaliese is a pagan which. I was spellbound and I now wake up every morning with my face feeling all sticky and I don't why?? Plus my man-scaped goodies are all covered in hair within 12 hours of shaving!:blush2:

 

[Madman]

Let me see for MM's lunch today

What HAVE YOU DONE TO PEACE???? NO, YOU YOU MURDERER!!!

 

[Madman]

that is one train of thought

but right now I am thinking of doing a little bit of cold stream fishing with them.

GOD DAMMIT YOU SNEAKY SMERF, you went through my sock drawer!

BLISSFUL, run and check my drawers, HURRY!!!

 

[papasmerf]

Papa, I'm good for it. This Friday is pay day and you will get paid with union dues deduction of course.

NOW GIVE ME MY BOOTS AND DON'T YOU DARE EVEN THINK ABOUT WEARING LET ALONE GET THEM WET!!!!

you still owe for last weeks bad checks.

Let alone the household account being low

I am getting this for diner

 

[Madman]

I'm in the union cannot be banned!:LMAO:

I can BAN you with the proper paper trail and disregarding a direct ORDER!!!

 

[Madman]

you still owe for last weeks bad checks.

Let alone the household account being low

I am getting this for diner

GET OUT OF THE WATER, here let me give you a boat god dammit!

TRANNY, quick get to PAPA and let him fish out of the boat, HURRY!!!

 

[papasmerf]

I can BAN you with the proper paper trail and disregarding a direct ORDER!!!

no actually when you hired my security team they made me steward and that as you know gives me super seniority.

I am afraid you will need to pay out the cash owed and we can get back to a quieter life and fewer prunes in your meals

 

[Madman]

no actually when you hired my security team they made me steward and that as you know gives me super seniority.

I am afraid you will need to pay out the cash owed and we can get back to a quieter life and fewer prunes in your meals

Stewardship does not change your seniority status but it can give you sweet deals with the boss if you're so inclined and can be bought. NOW a man of your character, I don't believe would place his comfort over the comfort and well being of the rank and file.

IF I DON'T GET MY BOOTS BACK THE ENTIRE TEAM will remain FIRED AND ALL ACCESS TO HUBGFE WILL CEASE AND DESIST. I WILL ALSO GIVE YOU VILE REFERRALS WHEN OTHER BOARDS PHONE IN ASKING ABOUT YOU! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. GIVE ME BACK MY BOOTS OR ELSE!!!


BLISSFUL, I CAN'T FIND ANY FUCKING SOCKSSSSSS!!!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

Stewardship does not change your seniority status but it can give you sweet deals with the boss if you're so inclined and can be bought. NOW a man of your character, I don't believe would place his comfort over the comfort and well being of the rank and file.

IF I DON'T GET MY BOOTS BACK THE ENTIRE TEAM will remain FIRED AND ALL ACCESS TO HUBGFE WILL CEASE AND DESIST. I WILL ALSO GIVE YOU VILE REFERRALS WHEN OTHER BOARDS PHONE IN ASKING ABOUT YOU! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. GIVE ME BACK MY BOOTS OR ELSE!!!


BLISSFUL, I CAN'T FIND ANY FUCKING SOCKSSSSSS!!!!!!

you had better check the new contract you signed when security came on board.

Under the terms of the 48 month contract pay is guaranteed through the term of the contract.

Termination can only be accomplished by a tribunal consisting of only people covered by the contract.

We Smerfs are the only signers to contract.

and as you recall the lawyer you recently hired said it was a good contract before you signed

 

[papasmerf]

we're waiting

 

[papasmerf]

 

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BLISSFUL, I CAN'T FIND ANY FUCKING SOCKSSSSSS!!!!!!

Stop jerking off on them...:grrrrrr:

I thought you stop Loving me.......:Crying/:
I started at the gym again.......

this one....I love.....:blush2:

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Good job Bliss

 

[Madman]

A new security team has been hired. I have brought in GUido's uncle. Papasmerf FROM NOW ON YOU ONLY WEAR a chefs hat and that's hanging by a thread!:grrrrrr:

I introduce to you Uncle Guido the HAMMER!