MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[HOF]

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[HOF]

Hey Dan,

You need bigger pants!​

 

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Bridgette that is for you....

 

[Dan]

Oh my, 409 page and 8176 posts about absolutely nothing. Does Jerry Seinfeld know about this thread?:biggrin2:

 

[Casa_Nova]

01:12

 

[Madman]

Robin, I'd like you and Batman to send me a resume for the head of security position. Papa, Casa and Guido are not cutting it. You of course will have to share rooms but I'm sure you both won't mind. YOu can ask Tranny to let one of you into his closet on occasion, I'm sure he won't mind.

UNCLE GUIDO STOP EATING MY FUCKING BREAKFAST:grrrrrr:

ROBIN HURRY!!

 

[Madman]

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9/10 the more to grab the merrier!! :YMPARTY:

 

[Madman]

Oh my, 409 page and 8176 posts about absolutely nothing. Does Jerry Seinfeld know about this thread?:biggrin2:

Did you really HAVE TO BE POST BUMP 8177? It's not bad enough you've been hogging Melanie you have to come and invade my castle?


You're so lucky I CAN'T USE THE C WORD!!

 

[papasmerf]

MM

Breakfast!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

SMERFS, HAMMER

Breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Transient]

MM

Breakfast!!!!

Isn't that considered meat?

 

[Madman]

I will take the hammer breakfast thank you very much. NOW, where's my coffee?

 

[Madman]

Leave out the beans please, Bridgette doesn't allow farting!

 

[papasmerf]

Bliss has it for you

 

[papasmerf]

Leave out the beans please, Bridgette doesn't allow farting!

actually Hammer gets that one

and until the ads are removed consider yourself luck you even get grasshoppers.

 

[Madman]

Bliss has it for you

I don't know what I'm going to do with that maid! She's still in bed, wtf it's almost 9 am and she's still snoring FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Madman]

actually Hammer gets that one

and until the ads are removed consider yourself luck you even get grasshoppers.

The ads are for head of security, NOT CHEF. You can keep the white had but the badge um NO, have to find a suitable replacement. The Hammer can't stay either because he eats everything, fucking lard ass bastard!

 

[papasmerf]

I don't know what I'm going to do with that maid! She's still in bed, wtf it's almost 9 am and she's still snoring FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

she had a hard night it was wash the underwear day.

You know how much the sand blaster takes out of her

 

[Madman]

she had a hard night it was wash the underwear day.

You know how much the sand blaster takes out of her

She's getting old, I might have to replace her too.

I wonder who,

Reverse-no she'd be up my butt all day,
Sillygirl- no she'd be searching for my black boots all day,
FemmeFatale-no she'd be flashing her yoohoo at me all day and I wouldn't get nothing done,
Annaliese-no she'd put hexes on me and keep going on and on about it not being woman's work,
Amy-no, too short. She'd have a hard time dusting the dressers.
Bridgette-no, she'd be bringing horses into the room,
Lola-she's MIA, where has our LOLA gone?
Melanie-No, I'd end up in jail after taking Dan out!
Ida- hmmmm, maybe YES IDA. I'd have to approve it with Baz. ON second thought Ida get's nasty when Art comes around.

DAMMIT I'm stuck with Blissful. WHY, GOD WHY ME??