MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

I will consider the job of head of security and don't believe the the people that call me a fake, my show is real!!

 

[Madman]

Dammit, Papa don't go anywhere yet! FUCK ME!!

 

[papasmerf]

Dammit, Papa don't go anywhere yet! FUCK ME!!

didn't ya ever wonder on on the reality programs how the cameras got there??

 

[Madman]

You can't make a show without a camera DUHHHHHHHH!

No wonder my thread is in shambles! :wacko2:

 

[papasmerf]

You can't make a show without a camera DUHHHHHHHH!

No wonder my thread is in shambles! :wacko2:

only seems to crumble when you try to clean it up

 

[papasmerf]

Ladies

We now have landscapers on site

 

[-b]

I was interviewing maids.....for help...

It has being hard work...

 

[papasmerf]

I was interviewing maids.....for help...

It has being hard work...

you need to run all that by me

as per last Tuesday's memos

BTW M-F 08:00 to 16:00 does not mean 09:30 till when ever.

 

[-b]

The French Ladies were fun but I end up doing most the work..
They ended up on the bed together......then they started telling me how I should please them....
OMG I am only human......

Asian one was very nice...I was thinking of Peace but she
kept sitting on the table giggling into her hand......saying I like you....

Papa and Tran wanted to be called into this also....

 

[papasmerf]

I don't know who them blue guys were
but they was not smerfs

 

[-b]

Say Hello to the English, Irish and Scot Maids....I can tell right now
I will be working over time...Beer, Football and Beer.....Falling down drunk
Men......:whip:



I think maybe the German Maids....

.

Guido wants this one, he said if I get her his mom will cook for me...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[-b]

Does anyone knows of a bar in TO that serves drinks like this...

I got side tract......:blush2:

 

[-b]

I don't know who them blue guys were
but they was not smerfs

Well they must be your kids from some unknown Smerf woman...:-Cool/"

 

[-b]

Peace and Robin...well I do not need to say it.....

 

[papasmerf]

Well they must be your kids from some unknown Smerf woman...:-Cool/"

too tall

 

[-b]

Cardinal....I found a woman for you....

 

[papasmerf]

Cardinal....I found a woman for you....

isn't that Miss Lapper??

 

[-b]

Madman is getting ready for his date.....all you can here is the shower....him swearing
screams ...He comes out.....he is totally shaved....Balls and all.....
He is singing a song called Nancy Whiskey.....OMG he sounds like he is sick.....
He makes sure he has on his clean undies....well he had to buy new ones...I think
we all know why.....

An hour later Madman comes running in.....He is red...and sweating..,grabbing his balls..
Hmmmm, I am not sure what is happening but I keep watching the Big Bang....
The noise coming out of his room, well it sounds like an animal dying.....but I like the Big
Bang......

Then I , he screams for me...He wants me right away.....I said wait, I am watching TV
in a minute....well he runs out stands in front of the TV....His Penis and Balls are Bright Red..
I look at him he has tears in his eyes....He can't walk with his legs close....he is walking like
he got banged in his butt......

All I hear from him is Am I going to die.....My Balls, My Dick, My Balls.....Help bliss...stop Fucking around...
I said I better see what you shaved with.....I come out "Well I think you are allergic to the shaving cream...
Now move away from the TV....Use some Baking Soda or Benadryl....Move" He walks off whining and crying
no one loves him.....

 

[jumpingjackflash]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Please tell me Cardinal your eminence this is not one of the 40 virgins God has put aside for us that others have mentioned in other posts??

If it is I'm breaking every sin known to man so I can go to hell!!!