MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

and his coffee was always HOT, I HATE HOT COFFEE!!

 

[papasmerf]

and his coffee was always HOT, I HATE HOT COFFEE!!

that is why I always make your with the cool refreshing water from the TOTO bowl

 

[Madman]

PAPA, are you naked?

Please ignore SillyG about being naked. YOU CAN'T COOK bacon naked!

Avoid SillyG at all costs . Right now she's locked in the closet having phone sex with SinfulVette and Raiden.

Listen you can hear the woot woots coming from the closet, shhhhh listen carefully.

 

[papasmerf]

PAPA, are you naked?

Please ignore SillyG about being naked. YOU CAN'T COOK bacon naked!

Avoid SillyG at all costs . Right now she's locked in the closet having phone sex with SinfulVette and Raiden.

Listen you can hear the woot woots coming from the closet, shhhhh listen carefully.

a good cook can cook anything dressed or naked.

For some sauces I make for you, naked is necessary.

 

[Madman]

a good cook can cook anything dressed or naked.

For some sauces I make for you, naked is necessary.

Naked is not permitted,
stirring sauces with your tiny member is not permitted,
flatulence while cooking naked is not permitted,

READ YOUR DAMN CONTRACT!!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

Naked is not permitted,
stirring sauces with your tiny member is not permitted,
flatulence while cooking naked is not permitted,

READ YOUR DAMN CONTRACT!!!!!

I was actually refering to the brwn sauce I make only for you

and that is permited in my contract.

 

[Madman]

You've never been the same ever since you shoved eggs up Troops bum hole!:no:

SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!!

BE THE SMERF YOU ONCE WERE AND GIVE ME MY PRUNES!!!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

You've never been the same ever since you shoved eggs up Troops bum hole!:no:

SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!!

BE THE SMERF YOU ONCE WERE AND GIVE ME MY PRUNES!!!!!!

outdoor cooking till the kitchen is rebuilt
so no prunes for the now it roasted veggies and meats will be the main fare.
But tonite I am thinking a 5 bean and 3 meat chili. Maybe some grilled flat breads with it.

 

[Madman]

outdoor cooking till the kitchen is rebuilt
so no prunes for the now it roasted veggies and meats will be the main fare.
But tonite I am thinking a 5 bean and 3 meat chili. Maybe some grilled flat breads with it.

 

[Madman]

Papa, thankfully is still dressed. WHEW, I can eat in peace!

 

[SillyGirl]

I cook my bacon in the microwave, so it's perfectly safe to be naked. Funky & Music

 

[papasmerf]

I cook my bacon in the microwave, so it's perfectly safe to be naked. Funky & Music

not a bad way to cook it but is does not get crispy enough for me

try placing it on a baking rack and put it in ther oven at 350 until crisp

nice thing about doing it this way is you can cook it a pound at a time and make a full portion all at once

 

[Madman]

not a bad way to cook it but is does not get crispy enough for me

try placing it on a baking rack and put it in ther oven at 350 until crisp

nice thing about doing it this way is you can cook it a pound at a time and make a full portion all at once

SHADDUP, don't give away our recipes. I'm thinking of opening a restaurant called Madman's Cafe.

 

[SillyGirl]

I like my bacon extra-crispy too. Maybe you just need to nuke it longer.

Doing a whole pound at once would be awesome, though.

 

[Madman]

LOOK I'VE ALREADY GOT SKETCHES

 

[Madman]

Papa, you will be the chef,
SIllyG you can be the hostess,
BLissful the cleaning lady, SHADDUP you have to earn your way up!
Bridgette, the sexy waitress,
Oldguyzer the head waiter,
Transient , the bus boy,

It's going to be a hit, I know it!

 

[papasmerf]

I like my bacon extra-crispy too. Maybe you just need to nuke it longer.

Doing a whole pound at once would be awesome, though.

it goes from great to over cooked too fast in a micro wave.

I do like the face you cook it between paper towels and draw the grease out.
using the rack allows it to drip away and believe it or not it reduces the sulfates in the finished bacon as opposed to frying or micro waving

 

[Madman]

SHADDUP!!!!!!

 

[SillyGirl]

Papa, you will be the chef,
SIllyG you can be the hostess,
BLissful the cleaning lady, SHADDUP you have to earn your way up!
Bridgette, the sexy waitress,
Oldguyzer the head waiter,
Transient , the bus boy,

It's going to be a hit, I know it!

I will be an excellent hostess, but I decide on the uniform myself.

 

[Madman]

I will be an excellent hostess, but I decide on the uniform myself.

FINE but you must show it too me first for approval. NA NA NA NA NA, don't give me any lip....look at the name,

IT'S MADMAN'S CAFE and I'm not ADDING NAKED to the title and the mods can't MAKE ME!!!