MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[SillyGirl]

it goes from great to over cooked too fast in a micro wave.

I do like the face you cook it between paper towels and draw the grease out.
using the rack allows it to drip away and believe it or not it reduces the sulfates in the finished bacon as opposed to frying or micro waving

It does happen quickly. the last time i made bacon dip i overzapped the bacon and ruined the whole thing.

The paper towels make the clean up so easy! but i guess the clean up with a rack would also be no big deal.

Now I'm wishing I bought bacon at the grocery store this morning.

 

[Transient]

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Transient , the bus boy,

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READY!!!

 

[oldguyzer]

READY!!!

Me too! Got my good teef in!

 

[Art Mann]

. . . Now I'm wishing I bought bacon at the grocery store this morning.

Coincidentally, I picked up some sliced bacon roll sandwich meat at the Croatian corner store today. I'd never had it before, or even seen it.

The clerk sliced the roll thin like salami or summer sausage. The bacon roll looks something like this (minus the layer of veggies in there that might cause this roll to fall apart when sliced):

Have just had a couple slices. Amazing taste!

Think this will become my new go-to sandwich meat.

 

[-b]

BLissful the cleaning lady, SHADDUP you have to earn your way up!

I am leaving find another Maid ....
I need respect......

 

[papasmerf]

Coincidentally, I picked up some sliced bacon roll sandwich meat at the Croatian corner store today. I'd never had it before, or even seen it.

The clerk sliced the roll thin like salami or summer sausage. The bacon roll looks something like this (minus the layer of veggies in there that might cause this roll to fall apart when sliced):

Have just had a couple slices. Amazing taste!

Think this will become my new go-to sandwich meat.

try it with roasted peppers and a aged provolone cheese.

 

[Chunky]

That sure looks tasty! I'm not sure I would it in Madman's Cafe but I would go in to visit SillyGirl!:wink2:

 

[SillyGirl]

That sure looks tasty! I'm not sure I would it in Madman's Cafe but I would go in to visit SillyGirl!:wink2:

You can come visit me anytime! :girlkiss::girlkiss:

 

[Madman]

Jesus Christ, SillyG has a chunky! Hmmmmmm

 

[Madman]

Never mind the crap, WHERE'S MY SATURDAY MORNING BREAKFAST.

YES i'M AT WORK ON A FUCKING SATURDAY MORNING!!

YES I'M COLLECTING DOUBLE TIME!

YES IT'S BECAUSE OF OUR COLLECTIVE AGREEMENT!!

YES I'M GOING TO HAVE MONEY FOR A BONBON!

YES I'M STARVING AND I NEED A COLD COFFEE!

YES I'M BABBLING AND TOO BAD!!!

YES I NEED TO SHAVE THE BOYS, IT'S GROWING LIKE A RAIN FOREST!!

have I left anything out?

 

[papasmerf]

Never mind the crap, WHERE'S MY SATURDAY MORNING BREAKFAST.

YES i'M AT WORK ON A FUCKING SATURDAY MORNING!!

YES I'M COLLECTING DOUBLE TIME!

YES IT'S BECAUSE OF OUR COLLECTIVE AGREEMENT!!

YES I'M GOING TO HAVE MONEY FOR A BONBON!

YES I'M STARVING AND I NEED A COLD COFFEE!

YES I'M BABBLING AND TOO BAD!!!

YES I NEED TO SHAVE THE BOYS, IT'S GROWING LIKE A RAIN FOREST!!

have I left anything out?

so where is my double time???

screw that where is my pay??
where are my bennies??

where is my retirement??

 

[Madman]

so where is my double time??? YOU ARE NOT UNIONIZED!

screw that where is my pay?? IN THE MAIL, DON'T WORRY IT MIGHT COME TODAY. US LETTERCARRIERS DELIVER SATURDAY, BE PATIENT>>
where are my bennies?? BENNIES, WTF?? NO IDEA, STOP SNIFFING THE BACON FUMES!!!

where is my retirement?? WE CAN NO LONGER AFFORD AS A NATION TO PAY ANYONE A RETIREMENT FUND, LIVE LIKE A REPUBLICAN AND GO WITHOUT!!!!!

NOW WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST>?>????

 

[papasmerf]

NOW WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST>?>????

actually we are Unionized and I am the STEWARD as you well know.

Either pay up or we strike and go to the press with how a union official refuses to pay wages to his hose staff.

We will be asking for a Federal Audit to see how you can afford a 17000 sq ft home complete with 3 pools and 11 bathrooms

 

[Madman]

actually we are Unionized and I am the STEWARD as you well know. YOU WERE NOT ABLE TO GET THE REQUIRED SIGNATURES TO FORM A UNION! THE HOUSE STAFF THEREFORE IS NOT UNIONIZED AND YOU ARE ONLY A CHEF WITHOUT A CONTRACT WHO SNIFFS BACON FUMES FOR THRILLS!!

Either pay up or we strike and go to the press with how a union official refuses to pay wages to his hose staff. THE HOSE STAFF IS NOT IN TODAY. THE GRASS ONLY NEEDS WATERING ONCE A WEEK!

We will be asking for a Federal Audit to see how you can afford a 17000 sq ft home complete with 3 pools and 11 bathrooms JUST GOES TO PROVE WHAT A LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING MAID I HAVE. IMAGINE COMPLAINING ABOUT CLEANING 11 LOUSY BATHROOMS, SHEEESH SHE'S A LAZY ONE!!

Um, my prunes and cold coffee please, HURRY UP!!!

 

[Madman]

Anyone notice ever since HOF reached 20000 FUCKING POSTS he doesn't come in here and shout out the time?

Now I have to go out and buy all the clocks I threw out because of HOF!!!!

SOMEBODY KICK HIM IN THE FAMILY JEWELS FOR ME!!!!!:grrrrrr:

 

[papasmerf]

Anyone notice ever since HOF reached 20000 FUCKING POSTS he doesn't come in here and shout out the time?

Now I have to go out and buy all the clocks I threw out because of HOF!!!!

SOMEBODY KICK HIM IN THE FAMILY JEWELS FOR ME!!!!!:grrrrrr:

who??

 

[Madman]

who??

HOF, the delusional Montreal Canadian fan, alias CLOCK MAN, ALIAS EYE POKER MAN, Alias CAKEMAN .......need I go on?

YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP SNIFFING BACON FUMES!!!

 

[SillyGirl]

Anyone notice ever since HOF reached 20000 FUCKING POSTS he doesn't come in here and shout out the time?

Now I have to go out and buy all the clocks I threw out because of HOF!!!!

SOMEBODY KICK HIM IN THE FAMILY JEWELS FOR ME!!!!!:grrrrrr:

I'll volunteer for that job. with heels on. :na:

 

[Bridgette_xo]

I'll volunteer for that job. with heels on. :na:

Need help?

 

[Art Mann]

I believe I see heels on those boots in your avatar, Miss Bridgette.

Almost like you're on constant alert for an opportunity to sink them into somebody's family jewels.

:biggrin2: