MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[papasmerf]

Sorry boys and girls no food lest at all

No store in a 30 mile radius will extend credit to MM until he pays past due accounts.

The bank tell me the household account is over drawn and the payroll account has not had deposits in over a year.

I have drained all of the fuel into the RV and will be taking suggestions on where to go.
There is room for 11 people in the RV with me and thru the bacon network we can find food anywhere in North America.

Pack your stuff and we shall head out to find a new place to live and work.
we sell the RV when we get there and that will get us a couple hundred grand.

 

[oldguyzer]

You got the boot from MM's entourage too, huh? Grumpy old fart without his prunes. Did you keep adding that special sauce to his "coffee"? Eventually, it will do what was intended...

 

[papasmerf]

You got the boot from MM's entourage too, huh? Grumpy old fart without his prunes. Did you keep adding that special sauce to his "coffee"? Eventually, it will do what was intended...

nope
he does not thing anything is going on.

My trip out of town was actually to move his assets into the name of SMERF LPC.
Now that I have title to all solely owned assets I can move the funds and pay off all back wages.

I figure we can leave this weekend while he is at his mom's basement.

 

[oldguyzer]

nope
he does not thing anything is going on.

My trip out of town was actually to move his assets into the name of SMERF LPC.
Now that I have title to all solely owned assets I can move the funds and pay off all back wages.

I figure we can leave this weekend while he is at his mom's basement.

I'm there....got my good teef in a plastic bag, and year's supply of dentafix, two year's supply of Viagra and condoms (three each), and a skip in my step.

I will eave a note telling MM that Bliss needs her morning colonic at 9AM.

 

[papasmerf]

I'm there....got my good teef in a plastic bag, and year's supply of dentafix, two year's supply of Viagra and condoms (three each), and a skip in my step.

I will eave a note telling MM that Bliss needs her morning colonic at 9AM.

Bliss has expressed interest in joining us.

She said she knows more about carpets than most and thinks we should open a rug cleaning service.

 

[oldguyzer]

Bliss has expressed interest in joining us.

She said she knows more about carpets than most and thinks we should open a rug cleaning service.

Will she cook? I'm tired of stewing f***ing prunes. If I see one more prune, I'll need a rug cleaning service!

 

[papasmerf]

Will she cook? I'm tired of stewing f***ing prunes. If I see one more prune, I'll need a rug cleaning service!

someone will have to cook while I drive.

Bilss tells me she makes a mean chili.

Bridgette has become quite good at making bacon.
se will prove to be an asset on our trip.

 

[oldguyzer]

someone will have to cook while I drive.

Bilss tells me she makes a mean chili.

Bridgette has become quite good at making bacon.
se will prove to be an asset on our trip.

I got one of those new-fangled nagivation devices....one of them whaddayacallits.....a map....we're good for anywhere we wanna go.

Can we stop at the next Flying J? I like their bathrooms.

And Bridgette and Bliss will be able to tease the truckers...

 

[papasmerf]

I got one of those new-fangled nagivation devices....one of them whaddayacallits.....a map....we're good for anywhere we wanna go.

Can we stop at the next Flying J? I like their bathrooms.

Of course we can.

The make a mean country fried steak at most of them.

 

[Madman]

HOF, HOF WAKE UP....WAKE UP YOU LITTLE FAT FUCKER....I need your help. Oldguyzer and Papa are planning a a coup d'etat against me I NEED HELP..... I NEED EYES POKED, BALLS SQUEEZED, AND ANUSES RAMMED WITHOUT THE LUBE......YOU'RE THE PERFECT MAN FOR THE JOB SO WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!

 

[Madman]

GUIDO STEP AWAY FOR THE PASTA AND MEATBALLS AND GET YOUR FAT HAIRY ARSE IN HERE TO HELP HOF....... I NEED REINFORCEMENTS....THEY HAVE MY MAID HOSTAGE I HAVEN'T SEEN THE TOOTHLESS WITCH IN DAYS!!!! QUICK HIDE ALL THE BACON AND PRUNES!!!!

 

[Madman]

That's what I get for trying to pay that little blue bastard!

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO CLEAN ME OUT PAPA, YOU'RE SADLY MISTAKEN MY RESOLVE AND GREED YOU SELFISH LITTLE BEARDED EVIL SMURF

 

[Madman]

OLDGUYZER do you remember our last meeting? You told me how happy you were now that you finally have a stable job and a nice place to sleep. Remember you and Guido sharing a pizza pie together, LOOK I HAVE PROOF.......how could you turn on the hand that feeds you!!!!

I am a forgiving guy, just bring me a cold coffee and my prunes and this rebellion never happened.....

 

[papasmerf]

OLDGUYZER do you remember our last meeting? You told me how happy you were now that you finally have a stable job and a nice place to sleep. Remember you and Guido sharing a pizza pie together, LOOK I HAVE PROOF.......how could you turn on the hand that feeds you!!!!

I am a forgiving guy, just bring me a cold coffee and my prunes and this rebellion never happened.....

you feed anyone????

Who the heck do you think cooks the food.

Now if you want to eat I suggest you call your mom.

 

[Madman]

:rofl!::LMAO:

You're one of them too!:grrrrrr:

 

[Madman]

you feed anyone????

Who the heck do you think cooks the food.

Now if you want to eat I suggest you call your mom.

What do you want PAPA and why are you harassing my boy?

 

[Madman]

YOU DO WHAT HE TELLS YOU AND FEED HIM OR YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME!!!

 

[papasmerf]

sorry Madmaam but your boy seems to have neglected to pay his employees.

 

[Madman]

OLDGUYZER, what are you doing tonight? You come to my room, I NEED to talk to you!

 

[Madman]

OLDGUYZER, what are you doing tonight? You come to my room, I NEED to talk to you!

MOM, leave oldguyzer alone. He can't get it up anymore!