MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

sorry Madmaam but your boy seems to have neglected to pay his employees.

Really but I left him with a fortune. I will have to look into this further... send oldguyzer to my room Papa, make sure he's clean and showered please will you dear

 

[oldguyzer]

Remember you and Guido sharing a pizza pie together,

I am a forgiving guy, just bring me a cold coffee and my prunes and this rebellion never happened.....

Prune pizza doesn't cut it. And there was random hair on my slice. Get your own prunes. I'm off in the RV to places unknown. Or at least Hamilton. As soon as I finish looking up her....er....checking the water pipes.

 

[Madman]

Prune pizza doesn't cut it. And there was random hair on my slice. Get your own prunes. I'm off in the RV to places unknown. Or at least Hamilton. As soon as I finish looking up her....er....checking the water pipes.

You're not going anywhere, especially looking for that trollop. What does she have that I don't. YOU GET YOUR wrinkly little arse into my room tonight and don't tell madman, he gets protective over his mommy. PAPA give him some of those blue pill you shit out will ya!

 

[Madman]

OK, I'm ready and going to my room PAPA, make sure you send Oldguyzer in and prepare me one of these please

and BE QUICK ABOUT IT!!

 

[Madman]

OK, I'm ready and going to my room PAPA, make sure you send Oldguyzer in and prepare me one of these please

and BE QUICK ABOUT IT!!

MOM NOOOOOOOO, DON'T DO IT...... YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH THE STAFF AND FOR BAZ'S SAKE PLEASE NO FIGGING!!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

OK, I'm ready and going to my room PAPA, make sure you send Oldguyzer in and prepare me one of these please

and BE QUICK ABOUT IT!!

Regrettably Madmaam I was forced to give away your room to the care taker of this house I know own.


he is moving in later today

 

[Madman]

Regrettably Madmaam I was forced to give away your room to the care taker of this house I know own.


he is moving in later today

Oh boy, messing with mom is not a good idea.

EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!!

 

[Madman]

I have somebody waiting for me in my room.

Papa, watch your back MOM's upset. I'm off to my room and READ THE SIGN DO NOT DISTURB

OH YEAH BABY!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

Oh boy, messing with mom is not a good idea.

EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!!

this is something you caused and have had ample time to correct the problem.
BTW I am entertaining a sales offer from HOF.
He is intent on using the homestead as a cake and clock shop.

 

[Madman]

this is something you caused and have had ample time to correct the problem.
BTW I am entertaining a sales offer from HOF.
He is intent on using the homestead as a cake and clock shop.

YOU can't sell my home from underneath me, I BOUGHT TITLE INSURANCE when I purchased the home and I am protected against identity theft!

THIS IS NOT THE US, this is ONTARIO and I have rights here as a homeowner!

MOM HELP!!! THE LITTLE BLUE OLD MAN IS TRYING TO FORECLOSE ON MY HOME!!!:Crying2:

 

[papasmerf]

YOU can't sell my home from underneath me, I BOUGHT TITLE INSURANCE when I purchased the home and I am protected against identity theft!

THIS IS NOT THE US, this is ONTARIO and I have rights here as a homeowner!

MOM HELP!!! THE LITTLE BLUE OLD MAN IS TRYING TO FORECLOSE ON MY HOME!!!:Crying2:

Those papers you signed in early March gave title transfer to Smerf LLC. which in turn transferred it to Smerf LPC.

All legal and covered by Ontario law.

 

[Madman]

Those papers you signed in early March gave title transfer to Smerf LLC. which in turn transferred it to Smerf LPC.

All legal and covered by Ontario law.

I DIDN'T SIGN ANYTHING. SHOW ME PROOF! SHOW ME MY SIGNATURE!! LIAR, LITTLE BLUE LIAR!!

 

[papasmerf]

I DIDN'T SIGN ANYTHING. SHOW ME PROOF! SHOW ME MY SIGNATURE!! LIAR, LITTLE BLUE LIAR!!

check with the property and tax office

was filed on Friday, last.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

That's what you get MM!

You should have hired a professional.

Remember the old saying "you get what you pay for" , now look at you! You're about to lose your home, you're mother is sleeping with Oldguyzer and Guido and Hof are out spending your pot of gold! LOOKS good on you!

 

[papasmerf]

That's what you get MM!

You should have hired a professional.

Remember the old saying "you get what you pay for" , now look at you! You're about to lose your home, you're mother is sleeping with Oldguyzer and Guido and Hof are out spending your pot of gold! LOOKS good on you!

correction

home was lost last week

I am considering selling or renting it.

If you are interested you can fill out an app.
BTW our LPC decided it would be wrong to put sexual orientation as a question on the form.

So as far as we are concerned Boywonder, we will not ask and you should not tell.

 

[Transient]

Hey oldguyzer! Is it true that since Statler passed away you have taken on a new partner?

 

[oldguyzer]

This guy applied for the sidekick position, but he looks kinda fake...

 

[Madman]

OG, I don't get it, Papa has lost his little smurf mind! He thinks he owns the house. You have some medical training, please throw him on a couch and talk to him. Give him a colonoscopy while you're at it. Peace will gladly help you!

 

[Madman]

That's what you get MM!

You should have hired a professional.

Remember the old saying "you get what you pay for" , now look at you! You're about to lose your home, you're mother is sleeping with Oldguyzer and Guido and Hof are out spending your pot of gold! LOOKS good on you!

You're HIRED, I can't take it anymore. You first task is too put PAPA in line, get some Oil OF Olay for OG, his wrinkles and bald head are an eye sore, then find Bliss damn toilets are a mess and make sure you throw the Cardinal into the closet with tranny for the protection of all Altar boys around the world!

 

[oldguyzer]

OG, I don't get it, Papa has lost his little smurf mind! He thinks he owns the house. You have some medical training, please throw him on a couch and talk to him. Give him a colonoscopy while you're at it. Peace will gladly help you!

Where's that eel I had laying around....