MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[papasmerf]

Yea, it's all his fault!!!

I don't know how to make a perfect margarita, I only know how to drink it. Perhaps I am not well-suited as Bar Maid. Are there any other jobs available?

Continuity and script supervisor comes to mind

Also Official Harlot is open but I will require open auditions for that. No Peace, Robin and Fang you can not audition.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Shit.......

 

[SillyGirl]

Continuity and script supervisor comes to mind

Also Official Harlot is open but I will require open auditions for that. No Peace, Robin and Fang you can not audition.

Will the Official Harlot require an assistant? I would like to apply for that.

 

[Transient]

Consider this SillyGirl's application.

 

[papasmerf]

Will the Official Harlot require an assistant? I would like to apply for that.

it is more of a fluff job.
It might not be challenging enough for you

 

[SillyGirl]

it is more of a fluff job.
It might not be challenging enough for you

Well I don't want anything too difficult, as I fully intend to get high before work every day. I hope that won't be a problem.

 

[papasmerf]

Well I don't want anything too difficult, as I fully intend to get high before work every day. I hope that won't be a problem.

shouldn't be. In fact it might make for some great out takes

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Consider this SillyGirl's application.

Would it be too much to ask to have the picture retaken with the camera angle tilted a little lower?

 

[Transient]

Would it be too much to ask to have the picture retaken with the camera angle tilted a little lower?

Then Madman's face will begin to appear and she specifically requested that I refrain from showing him in this picture.

 

[SillyGirl]

Consider this SillyGirl's application.

ROFLMAO! Application withdrawn!

 

[papasmerf]

PEACE, ROBIN, FANG

I do not care which one of you signed the letter of request for the Harlot's assistant position as FLUFFERNUTTER.

We will only hire a woman for that position. :grrrrrr:

 

[SillyGirl]

shouldn't be. In fact it might make for some great out takes

Sweet! It's all set, then...I am the Special Assistant to the Official Harlot. Awesome! :good:

 

[papasmerf]

Sweet! It's all set, then...I am the Special Assistant to the Official Harlot. Awesome! :good:

not so fast
there is a skills test

Impress me

 

[Madman]

HOLD ON A WEE LITTLE COTTON PICKING MINUTE, WTF IS GOING ON AROUND HERE??

 

[Madman]

SillyG, are you threatening me??:grrrrrr:

GET THE COCK TRAP out of here.

 

[Madman]

PAPA., can you not control the tenant and stop him from flashing??

I put you in charge for a day and everything goes to HELLL!!!!!

 

[Madman]

YOU can't have the job of Official Harlot without ME interviewing YOU!

 

[Madman]

A movie, well then, I WANT A FANCY chair with my name on it DIggler!!!

 

[papasmerf]

MM you are welcome to apply for a position in craft services or well there is no or

 

[Madman]

MM you are welcome to apply for a position in craft services or well there is no or

YOU STICK to wearing your chefs hat and carrying a spatula and I'LL GIVE THE orders around here! NOW GET YOUR SMERF ARSE INTO THE KITCHEN and serve me eggs, fruit is NOT ENOUGH and where are my FUCKING PRUNES????