MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

I'll be at the table soon as I slip on my boots. I had Bliss spit shine them last night!

 

[Madman]

Well I don't want anything too difficult, as I fully intend to get high before work every day. I hope that won't be a problem.

This is not acceptable, I run a tight ship and all must do their duties in a profession manner. Weed and booze will be strictly prohibited unless you are invited to my "SPECIAL" room.

 

[papasmerf]

YOU STICK to wearing your chefs hat and carrying a spatula and I'LL GIVE THE orders around here! NOW GET YOUR SMERF ARSE INTO THE KITCHEN and serve me eggs, fruit is NOT ENOUGH and where are my FUCKING PRUNES????

You are dismissed, you may leave now

 

[Madman]

Then Madman's face will begin to appear and she specifically requested that I refrain from showing him in this picture.

WHo's in charge? DO YOU NOT SEE MM on all the doors? Now start putting my head where I TELL YOU god dammit and where's my June rent??

 

[Madman]

You are dismissed, you may leave now

LEAVE, why you insubordinate son of smerf. KEEP IT UP and you'll be back on the ramp of the 401 with a card board begging for spare change!!

 

[papasmerf]

Be it know that MM has been appointed OFFICIAL HONEY DIPPER

He will be happy to assist when needed.

 

[Madman]

I'm NOT DIPPING anything in anywhere unless I APPROVE THE DIP!

IF YOU DON'T GET back in the Kitchen soon, I'm going to stick that cocktrap on your tongue after I've used it on Tranny!

 

[papasmerf]

I'm NOT DIPPING anything in anywhere unless I APPROVE THE DIP!

IF YOU DON'T GET back in the Kitchen soon, I'm going to stick that cocktrap on your tongue after I've used it on Tranny!

Are you still here????

Bliss called down 20 minutes ago for your services

 

[Madman]

DAMMIT, nothing is worse than a smerf with dementia!:grrrrrr:

 

[papasmerf]

DAMMIT, nothing is worse than a smerf with dementia!:grrrrrr:

unless it is a delusional MM who was forced to sell a thread and remains in denial over it.

Now get your butt up to Bliss and service her.

 

[Madman]

unless it is a delusional MM who was forced to sell a thread and remains in denial over it.

Now get your butt up to Bliss and service her.

You must be Greek because you have things in all backwards and fucked UP!!

I give the orders and I decide where to dip it and when. Bliss is my maid and gum jobber, she knows her place AND SO SHOULD YOU!!:grrrrrr:

 

[papasmerf]

You must be Greek because you have things in all backwards and fucked UP!!

I give the orders and I decide where to dip it and when. Bliss is my maid and gum jobber, she knows her place AND SO SHOULD YOU!!:grrrrrr:

Puppy would you make sure MM leaves for work

 

[papasmerf]

Make sure he does not sneak back in until his work is done

 

[Madman]

You better go around PICKING ALL THE DOG POO POO and I told you when I let you move in NO PETS, read your lease!!

Dammit, feeds me fruit for breakfast, brings in DOGS that shit everywhere and tries to take over, GUIDO I NEED YOU where are you ???

 

[papasmerf]

No need Fang
Puppy will take care of this.

If not maybe you will do the last rites??

 

[Madman]

BRING IT ON!

 

[papasmerf]

BRING IT ON!

Robin is going to be so jealous.

 

[papasmerf]

By the way, MM, Get your GF the hell out of here

 

[Madman]

STOP MAKING FUN OF BLISS you son of smerf! She's trying different make overs, leave her alone!

 

[papasmerf]

Ida, I mean FANG

Remove him