MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

OK, everyone's happy, cold coffee has been delivered NO THANKS TO THE SMERF and no grievance have been served.

 

[Transient]

 

[SillyGirl]

PAPA WTF, CONTENELLE, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I SHIT MONEY!!!

WE ARE ON A BUDGET!!! MY BENEFITS DON'T COVER FANCY SHMANCY ASS WIPERS!!

SillyG, I'm sorry but you have to understand you will have to use generic, just wet it a little bit. I will ask our resident ass sniffer Peace to assist you with your delicate back side, he's a good gentle wiper.

I most certainly do not have to understand. I demand Cottonelle!!! :Fuming-angry:

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Licks monitor*

 

[Madman]

THEY EGGS ARE FINE BUT I WANT TO EAT A CHEERLEADER TOO

SO FIND ME ONE SMERF, NOW

 

[Madman]

*Licks monitor*

Would you please CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED!

:SayWhat?:

 

[papasmerf]

THEY EGGS ARE FINE BUT I WANT TO EAT A CHEERLEADER TOO

SO FIND ME ONE SMERF, NOW

You want to suck my what????

 

[Madman]

I most certainly do not have to understand. I demand Cottonelle!!! :Fuming-angry:

WOMEN, GOD DAMMIT ALMIGHTY, I said never again after my ex wife would I live with another woman.

SILLYG, NO COTTONELLE but I will install a bidet for your tender arse PRINCESS, sheesh....

 

[Madman]

You want to suck my what????

Let me say it slower for you

I
WANT
YOU
TO
FIND
ME
A
HOT
CHEERLEADER
I
CAN
EAT
SLURP
LICK
NOW​

 

[papasmerf]

Let me say it slower for you

I
WANT
YOU
TO
FIND
ME
A
HOT
CHEERLEADER
I
CAN
EAT
SLURP
LICK
NOW
​

you even stacked the words in a phallic shape

You coming out finally?

 

[Madman]

The only thing that's coming out is the big black frying pan I'm going to use to chase you around the kitchen with.

Oldguyzer has joined my team, be very very careful

 

[papasmerf]

The only thing that's coming out is the big black frying pan I'm going to use to chase you around the kitchen with.

Oldguyzer has joined my team, be very very careful

Oh

Good. Your sister found my skillet.

 

[Madman]

Oh

Good. Your sister found my skillet.

PITCH FORK HIM IN THE ARSE OG, JUST DO IT BUT QUICKLY HE'S A FAST LITTLE SMERF!!!

 

[Madman]

GUIDO, you watch the back door, IF PAPA comes out SWING

and STOP LETTING ROBIN DRESS YOU GOD DAMMIT

 

[Madman]

I\M THE RULER OF THIS KITCHEN,

YOU WILL DO AS I SAY

 

[Madman]

SOMEBODY BRING OG HIS HEART PILLS, I think the pandemonium in here has been too much for him.

 

[Reverse]

It's not the same in this thread without Mushy. MM, sweety you really need to change your underwear daily.

 

[ipsniffit]

It's not the same in this thread without Mushy. MM, sweety you really need to change your underwear daily.

Mushy, who or what's mushy??

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast