MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

SILLYG, no carbs for you!

PAPA we need to put Ms.Girl on a strict diet and KEEP HER AWAY from my foam finger.

 

[Madman]

:no:

Of COURSE Peace we understand, you're very loyal to Tranny and that's a good thing.

I'm going to be remodeling the house over the winter. I'm going to create a WALK IN CLOSET for Tranny and you at the same rent!!

 

[Transient]

I ain't sharing the closet.


I plan to move but I will sublet the closet to peace.

 

[SillyGirl]

I'm going to be remodeling the house over the winter. I'm going to create a WALK IN CLOSET for Tranny and you at the same rent!!

This is great news. I would like my own room, with a private bathroom. With Cottonelle, dammit.

I would also like my own refrigerator, where I can store my stockpile of swiss rolls.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I would also like my own refrigerator, where I can store my stockpile of swiss rolls.

OMG! Swiss Rolls?

Sorry about that. I was on edge just then while having a flash back.

 

[SillyGirl]

OMG! Swiss Rolls?

Sorry about that. I was on edge just then while having a flash back.

A flash back about swiss rolls? Do tell.

 

[Madman]

SillyG, this will be your fridge AND NO "IF" "ANDS" AND "BUTS" about it.

On second thought you can offer me your butt BUT for now the fridge STAYS!!

 

[Madman]

I ain't sharing the closet.


I plan to move but I will sublet the closet to peace.

Shhhhhhh, Peace will know you're thinking of breaking up with him and you'll break his heart plus your under lease and NO WHERE in your lease does it allow you to sublet, sorry.

 

[SillyGirl]

SillyG, this will be your fridge AND NO "IF" "ANDS" AND "BUTS" about it.

On second thought you can offer me your butt BUT for now the fridge STAYS!!

 

[Madman]

OMG! Swiss Rolls?

Sorry about that. I was on edge just then while having a flash back.

You had another dream eh, tell us about it, we won't mock you....I swear we wont.

 

[Transient]

Shhhhhhh, Peace will know you're thinking of breaking up with him and you'll break his heart plus your under lease and NO WHERE in your lease does it allow you to sublet, sorry.

I can produce a document signed by me, stating that I never signed a lease.

 

[Madman]

I can produce a document signed by me, stating that I never signed a lease.

PAPA, show Mr. Sient his lease!

 

[peace]

did you fire Ms. Google?

 

[SillyGirl]

 

[peace]

SillyG, this will be your fridge AND NO "IF" "ANDS" AND "BUTS" about it.

On second thought you can offer me your butt BUT for now the fridge STAYS!!

SO Madman, you finally visited Bridgette's home. Wait...were you trespassing????? MS. Google or your new lawyer , papasmerf, wont save nor protect you.

 

[Transient]

PAPA, show Mr. Sient his lease!

Don't bother. Here is the official document...notarized and everything!

 

[papasmerf]

Don't bother. Here is the official document...notarized and everything!

same on I have on file

 

[SillyGirl]

I live on the third floor. If I have my windows half-open, and the tv turned up, do we think anyone walking by could hear my vibrator?

 

[Robintheboywonder]

I heard the buzzing but thought it was Papa using the blender, Im impressed.

 

[SillyGirl]

I heard the buzzing but thought it was Papa using the blender, Im impressed.

LOL! That would be impressive if you could hear it all the way up there.

And a little frightening. :SayWhat?: