MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

Melanie, I hope you enjoyed your stay here but next time CALL ME BEFORE YOU POP IN.

PAPA I hope you straightened up before we had company!!

NOW GET ME A PROPER FUCKING BREAKFAST!!!

NOW!!!!

 

[Madman]

PAPA, change the electrical panel when you're done cleaning up after breakfast. Get rid of all the knob and tube and install a 200 amp electrical panel.

Run a single circuit into SillyG's room for her new supercharged Bob!!!

 

[Madman]

PAPA STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!!

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!


TRANSIENT PUT MY HEAD ON THE GUY WITH THE S ON HIS CHEST GOD DAMMIT!!!!

 

[Madman]

If anyone needs a post bump I think it's definitely me so MM I hope you don't mind.


BUMP!

YEAH I DO MIND AND HOW DARE YOU CALL IN SICK ON A MONDAY!!!!

Now who is going to buy my lunch??

 

[Madman]

HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO

HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO


ANYONE HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


PAPAAAAAAAAAAAA

SILLYGGGGGGGGGGGG

CARDINALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

TRANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

PEACEEEEEEEEE


OLDGUYZERRRRRRRRRR



HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Madman]

416-967-1111

Hello A1 how are you doing

a1player -fine and why are you calling me?

I'm just calling friends because papa called in sick and SillyG is out looking for a Bob and I'm all by myself..

a1player- I'm at work right now and then I have a date with an Amish midget

Alright then, call me when you're done with the midget

416 911 1199

Hello Guido my man, what's happening my brother from another mother

GUIDO- bada timing you know. I just take out the tomato jars from tha whata you call it, tha barrel. call me tomorrow ok

Ok Guido, sorry to have bothered you

 

[Transient]

I was gonna ask you about your weekend...

...but I see it was SUPER!

 

[Madman]

TRANNY, change the heads NOW!!!

I have a call to make, hold on!!

 

[Madman]

905-851-8944

Hi, LickingGravity how you doing? Madman here just wanted to see if you felt like going out for a beer

LG- um, hmmmm who's paying?

me of course

LG- really, you can afford to payHmmmmmm

Of course, on me

LG-ok, pick me up at 5. btw MM, I will have to do a job review with you next week. We might have to re-think your current wage considering our policy of fiscal restraint .

Sure LG, maybe I can offer my services to the company for free next week. I've been feeling really guilty on pay day every 2 weeks.

LG- great when I get back from touring the virgin islands next week we will work it out.

OK BOSS, thank you and please put in a good word for me with the virgins!!

 

[Transient]

TRANSIENT PUT MY HEAD ON THE GUY WITH THE S ON HIS CHEST GOD DAMMIT!!!!

TRANNY, change the heads NOW!!!

Ok, if you wish.

 

[Madman]

Ok, if you wish.

I swear to GOD the next time you show your arse I'M STICKING A BIG CHUNK OF kryptonite IN THERE!

 

[peace]

Bump

 

[SillyGirl]

HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO

HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO


ANYONE HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


PAPAAAAAAAAAAAA

SILLYGGGGGGGGGGGG

CARDINALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

TRANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

PEACEEEEEEEEE


OLDGUYZERRRRRRRRRR



HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jeepers, MM, we don't all spend our time at work posting on here. Some of us actually work at work.

How's the new wiring and my private bathroom coming along? Is it too late to request an extra-large shower with a hand-held shower head? I like the kind with lots of settings.

 

[HOF]

GUESS WHAT!

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[peace]

:no:

 

[Dan]

MM, you don't miss me??

BUMP

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[peace]

Bump

 

[peace]

Bump ...again.

 

[peace]

and again.