MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[User-E]

well that makes it easier

And I love the way he centers all his posts.



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[papasmerf]

And I love the way he centers all his posts.



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so you are the one

 

[HOF]

seems you have not read them

Hmmmmmm

 

[HOOKED]

Gentlemen, please do not fight over Sarah. Madman has left a few rubber dolls in Trans's closest for the both of you. Papa, the little blue one is Hofs, yours is the one called Monica, just look for the cigar.

 

[Transient]

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[HOOKED]

Under the power vested in me I HEREBY close down this thread due to unnecessary nudity. This is wrong, so wrong!

 

[Transient]

It says "Naked" on the title of the thread!!??!!

 

[SillyGirl]

HOOKED, what is the status of my boots? Can I get them back before MM returns?

Shake it, Transient!!! woot woot!

 

[Transient]

 

[HOF]

Not sleepy just grossed out! :don'twantto-see:/​

 

[Transient]

 

[HOOKED]

HOOKED, what is the status of my boots? Can I get them back before MM returns?

Shake it, Transient!!! woot woot!

Due to the the state of emergency in this thread I will not be able to complete the process of cootie removal on your boots. The matter of distorted white ass flashing syndrome must be attended to first.

Papa can you please retrieve the pitch fork from the shed!

 

[Transient]

PITCHFORK? Damn, shit just got real. :SayWhat?:

 

[HOOKED]

PITCHFORK? Damn, shit just got real. :SayWhat?:

I take my responsibilities seriously and I'm not about to allow anyone to pull the moon over anyone's eyes!

Papa, please hurry with the pitch fork, I'll bring the chainsaw and heavy duty orange plastic bags.

 

[Transient]

WTF? Chainsaw?!?!

When is Madman due back?

 

[papasmerf]

WTF? Chainsaw?!?!

When is Madman due back?

No worries

Hooked was moved to the house up north.

We told him he would be the winter caretaker

 

[Transient]

So Madman is still on tour?

 

[papasmerf]

So Madman is still on tour?

last I heard he was in Fla.

He is likely doing the men only tour of the Keys

 

[Transient]

Or in his case...off key! :rofl!:

 

[SillyGirl]

Due to the the state of emergency in this thread I will not be able to complete the process of cootie removal on your boots. The matter of distorted white ass flashing syndrome must be attended to first.

Papa can you please retrieve the pitch fork from the shed!

I OBJECT!!! WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THIS???? YOU TEASE ME ABOUT THE RETURN OF MY BOOTS AND NOW HAVE THIS HALF-ASSED EXCUSE WHY I'M NOT GETTING THEM BACK????

BULLSHIT!!! I CALL BULLSHIT!!!